Hertz CEO hits the brakes amid EV chaos
Published in News
Tuesday, 19 March 2024 10:29

Hertz CEO hits the brakes amid EV chaos


EV Hertz, our bottom line

Hertz Global Holdings' big cheese, Stephen Scherr, is hanging up his keys on 31 March after the firm's wallet took a whopping hit thanks to a gamble on electric motors.

Samsung's patent brawl
Published in News
Monday, 18 March 2024 12:10

Samsung's patent brawl


Tech giant stands its ground against troll onslaught

Telephone maker Samsung has been thrown in the ring with shedloads of money-grabbing patent trolls.

TSMC stocks soar
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Monday, 18 March 2024 11:52

TSMC stocks soar


AI mania eclipses geopolitical fears

The AI gold rush is leaving geopolitical jitters in the dust, and Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co. (TSMC) is leading the charge.

Qualcomm's latest AI chip out
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 18 March 2024 11:39

Qualcomm's latest AI chip out


Snapdragon 8s Gen 3 processor

Qualcomm's gone all in with its new Snapdragon 8s Gen 3 processor, set to turbocharge the swankiest smartphones and is chock-a-block with AI wizardry.

Jobs' Mob settles with Norfolk Council
Published in News
Monday, 18 March 2024 10:53

Jobs' Mob settles with Norfolk Council


Pays €460 million

Fruity cargo cult Apple has waved the white flag to Norfolk County Council, forking over a jaw-dropping €460 million (about £385 million) after being slammed with accusations of duping shareholders.

 Dell's home office hullabaloo
Published in News
Monday, 18 March 2024 10:24

 Dell's home office hullabaloo


Remote workers snubbed for promotions

Grey tin Box shifter Dell has come up with a cunning way of both blessing home working while forcing people back to the office.

Apple set to borrow its AI innovation from Google
Published in AI


Turns out that it could not invent it after all

For the last few months the Tame Apple Press has been telling us how the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple would arrive late on the scene with new AI technology that was going to clean everyone else’s clock.

Nvidia's blockbuster buyout bash
Published in AI
Monday, 18 March 2024 09:49

Nvidia's blockbuster buyout bash


Run:ai's a prize in a €1 billion tech tussle

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that tech titan Nvidia is eyeing Israeli whizz-kid Run: AI as a buyout for a cool €1 billion.

Amazon's latest worker perk: Imagination
Published in News
Friday, 15 March 2024 12:47

Amazon's latest worker perk: Imagination


Oh, the places you can go

In a move that's sure to have employees jumping for joy (in their heads, at least), Amazon has introduced a revolutionary new workplace initiative: daydreaming.

Cerebras's WSE-3 is a silicon behemoth
Published in AI
Friday, 15 March 2024 12:31

Cerebras's WSE-3 is a silicon behemoth


Equivalent to 62 Nvidia H100 GPUs

Cerebras Systems has just pulled the wraps off its Wafer Scale Engine 3 (WSE-3), and it's a tech titan that's got the industry buzzing.