Apple programmers still can't master time
Published in News
Friday, 12 February 2016 10:17

Apple programmers still can't master time


They keep reversing the polarity on the neutron flow

Apple software still has problems mastering the issue of time and yet another programming bug involving the calendar is bricking Jobs' Mob's creations.

Kim Jong-un signs up country to Apple cult
Published in News
Friday, 12 February 2016 10:10

Kim Jong-un signs up country to Apple cult


Breaks first rule of cult on day one

It appears that the fruity cargo cult Apple has bagged itself a high profile convert, the north Korean dictator Kim Jong-un.

Apple knifes Samsung
Published in Processors
Thursday, 11 February 2016 10:48

Apple knifes Samsung


Puts all 10nm eggs in TSMC’s basket

Fruity cargo cult Apple has turned on its partner Samsung and given the contract to produce 10-nano application processors (AP) to TSMC.

ARM shrugs off poor Apple sales
Published in News
Wednesday, 10 February 2016 11:52

ARM shrugs off poor Apple sales


Profits up

Chip-designer ARM appears to have shrugged off a slump in smartphone sales that damaged everyone, even Apple and is reporting profits up 17 per cent on last year.

Imagination fires CEO
Published in News
Monday, 08 February 2016 14:22

Imagination fires CEO


Another Apple partner suffering 

Imagination Technologies has fired its CEO as it heads for its second year of losses.

Behold the latest iPhone’s photographic ability
Published in Mobiles


In the hands of a master

Everyone knows that the iPhone takes superior pictures even to every other mobile phone out there even when an idiot is behind the lens because the Tame Apple Press tells us. So what happens when the Superbowl is recorded on an iPhone by Apple’s supremo – Tim Cook.

Foxconn to take over Sharp
Published in News
Monday, 08 February 2016 12:12

Foxconn to take over Sharp


Wants a Sharp note before it goes flat

Foxconn is certain to pay more than $5 billion to get Sharp and its display business.

Apple’s security takes another hit
Published in News
Monday, 08 February 2016 11:52

Apple’s security takes another hit


Revolving door gatekeeper

While the fruity cargo cult Apple is busy bricking users for the crime of not using its genii to fix its overpriced toys, its reputation as being super secure is taking another battering.

iPhone “Error 53” bricking repaired phones worldwide
Published in News


Apple's internal Touch ID security check to blame

In the world of mobile electronics, Apple is taking some fire more than usual these days as users around the globe are reporting that the mysterious code called “Error 53” has rendered their iPhones useless following any third-party repairs to the Home button hardware or Touch ID assembly outside the company’s doors.

Wearable market predicted to grow
Published in Wearables
Friday, 05 February 2016 13:15

Wearable market predicted to grow


Gartner polishes its crystal balls


Augurs in the divination division of the analyst outfit Gartner have been consulting the entrails of load of bullocks and come to the conclusion that 274.6 million wearable electronic devices will be sold worldwide in 2016.