Apple may be giving throttled replacement batteries for old phones
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Apple fanboys cheer at assault and battery

The fruity-cargo cult Apple appears to have come up with a novel scheme to force Apple fanboys who refuse to buy a new phone every year.

Apple releases new iMac Pro tomorrow
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Wednesday, 13 December 2017 10:06

Apple releases new iMac Pro tomorrow


Starts from $5,000


Apple has confirmed that its workstation-grade all-in-one will be available on 14 December, but before you think of rushing to the shops, the shiny toy starts at $5,000.

Google helps hack the iPhone
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Tuesday, 12 December 2017 12:13

Google helps hack the iPhone


Tame Apple Press furious

The Tame Apple Press is spitting bile that the search engine outfit Google has released information which will help people hack the iPhone.

Indians tell Apple it will not get special tax treatment
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Apple staff need counselling

The Indian Government has told the fruity cargo cult Apple that it will not be a special tax case.

Apple close to buying Shazam
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Monday, 11 December 2017 11:48

Apple close to buying Shazam


More gimmicks

The fruity cargo-cult Apple, which has problems writing code which can tell the time accurately, is splashing out nearly half a billion dollars on a gimmick which allows Apple fanboys to identify which Coldplay or U2 single they are listening to by pointing their expensive iPhone at it.

Chromebooks go down big time
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Monday, 11 December 2017 11:30

Chromebooks go down big time

 

Tame Apple Press cheers

The Tame Apple Press is celebrating after Google experienced a huge stuff up of its Chromebook services.

"New" Apple bug lets outsiders fiddle with your house
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You probably weren't expecting this

Apple's Homekit has a bug which allowed people to not only open your front door remotely, but unlock your garage, switch your smart plugs off and on, and mess around with your thermostat.

Consumer Reports rubbishes iPhone X
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Thursday, 07 December 2017 12:42

Consumer Reports rubbishes iPhone X


iPhone 8 is better

US consumer group Consumer Reports has rubbished Apple’s iPhone X and claims that Jobs' Mob’s iPhone 8 was a better phone despite being much cheaper.

Huawei's Honor takes aim at youth market
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Wednesday, 06 December 2017 11:51

Huawei's Honor takes aim at youth market


Trick cyclists ahoy

Honor - Huawei's mobile phone company - held a massive event in the City of London yesterday and vowed to take on giants Samsung and Apple and beat them at their own game.

Ireland starts collecting back tax from Apple
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Tuesday, 05 December 2017 11:47

Ireland starts collecting back tax from Apple


Sort of

The Fruity Cargo Cult is starting to pay back tax in Ireland, despite the fact it has denied doing anything illegal.