Chinese smartphone makers carve up local market
Published in News


Whatever Apple claim

While Apple is claiming it is cleaning up in China, some figures in from the Far East suggest that the market has been carved up by local suppliers.

iPhone 6S will have a September 9 birth
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 28 August 2015 10:35

iPhone 6S will have a September 9 birth


Hi Siri give us a hint

Apple has announced that it is going to announce something big. 

Scully is back
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 27 August 2015 12:45

Scully is back


This time he is saving the planet with two new smartphones

The bloke who did the world a favour by sacking an increasingly unstable, megalomaniac called Steve Jobs from Apple is trying to do humanity another favour.

Huawei shows its Incredible Touch
Published in News
Thursday, 27 August 2015 12:08

Huawei shows its Incredible Touch


Beating Apple to the punch

Huawei has been teasing users with an image in its Weibo account showing its "Incredible Touch" tech.

IDC dismisses Apple's cheap iPhone plans
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 26 August 2015 16:02

IDC dismisses Apple's cheap iPhone plans


Why does Google titter so?

Beancounters at IDC have dismissed Apple's attempts to make a slightly more affordable iPhone.

Apple didn't invent "slide to unlock"
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 26 August 2015 10:24

Apple didn't invent "slide to unlock"


Germany has another Martin Luther moment 

Apple management are waking up this morning facing an existential crisis, after discovering that Steve Jobs did not really invent the iconic "slide to unlock" feature on the iPhone.

Apple admits iPhone 6 cameras were broken
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 24 August 2015 13:10

Apple admits iPhone 6 cameras were broken


You got what you paid for

Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally admitted that its iPhone 6 Plus cameras were broken and has started a recall campaign.

Apple watch is just a "toy" claims watchmaker
Published in Wearables


Swatch boss says it is no revolution

Swatch CEO Nick Hayek has dismissed the Apple Watch as an "interesting toy" but shows no innovation.

IPhone 6s leaks
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:17

IPhone 6s leaks


Think pink


Pastel pink pictures of what is claimed to be the iPhone 6s has snuck onto the web.

Apple goes Sharp on screens
Published in News
Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:00

Apple goes Sharp on screens


Japanese firm breathes a sigh of relief

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Apple's coming 12.9-inch iPad will feature displays from Sharp.