Apple iPhone7 sales tanking in Europe
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Monday, 26 September 2016 14:45

Apple iPhone7 sales tanking in Europe


GfK report suggests launch weekend was a disaster

The Apple iPhone 7 did not do at all well on its launch weekend everywhere in the world other than the US, according to the latest figures.

Apple made its passwords easier to hack
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Monday, 26 September 2016 14:23

Apple made its passwords easier to hack


A new feature

Security experts have warned that a new feature in iOS has made it a lot easier for passwords to be hacked.

Apple fanboys drill into their iPhone 7s
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Monday, 26 September 2016 12:41

Apple fanboys drill into their iPhone 7s


Some people are too thick to live

YouTube meanies played a cruel trick on people stupid enough to upgrade their iPhone 7s by telling them a "secret hack" to get a headphone jack which involved drilling into the phone.

iPhone 7 disappoints the credible reviewers
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Friday, 23 September 2016 12:37

iPhone 7 disappoints the credible reviewers


Poor battery life, tired design

While you may not be aware of it, Apple’s most expensive iPhone ever, the iPhone 7, is getting poor reviews – at least among those reviewers who take their job seriously and don't adopt the missionary position when it comes to Jobs' Mob.

Apple buys machine learning team
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Friday, 23 September 2016 12:34

Apple buys machine learning team


Wants a data snuffler

Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has just written a check for an Indian data snuffler called Tuplejump.

Teen jail breaks iPhone 7 in a day
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Friday, 23 September 2016 12:20

Teen jail breaks iPhone 7 in a day


Harder to hack but still a doddle.

Despite the usual security claims from Apple that its iPhone 7 is “the best, most advanced iPhone ever” it is still a doddle to hack.

Apple attempts to get a Seoul
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Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:56

Apple attempts to get a Seoul


Adopts missionary position in Samsung's home ground


The fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple has decided that it can open one of its consumer cathedrals in Samsung’s heartland.

Apple already working on iPhone 8S
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Wednesday, 21 September 2016 15:13

Apple already working on iPhone 8S

The churn  never stops

It seems that one of three Apple chip design teams is already pretty well advanced with a design for an iPhone 8S.

Apple confirms fault with iPhone 7
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Wednesday, 21 September 2016 12:43

Apple confirms fault with iPhone 7


Brave technology failure

Apple fanboys who wasted money “upgrading” to the iPhone 7 have been blessed with a new “feature” which turns off their controls.

Internet of things forecasts are “all baloney”
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Wednesday, 21 September 2016 09:55

Internet of things forecasts are “all baloney”

Hypodermic needles

While every IT company in the entire universe appears to be hyping the internet of things (IoT) as the next big thing, there’s very little substance to the claims.