Blackberry "disturbed" by Apple's encrypt everything policy
Published in Mobiles

It's not a family affair

Blackberry boss John Chen has said he is "disturbed" by Apple's tough approach to encryption and user privacy, warning that the firm's attitude is harmful to society.

Samsung loses A11 deal with Apple
Published in Processors
Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:10

Samsung loses A11 deal with Apple


TSMC sells its soul for A11 work

The dark satanic  rumor mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that the fruity cargo cult Apple has dumped Samsung as the prefered maker of its A11 chip.

ARM is turning Japanese
Published in Processors
Monday, 18 July 2016 11:51

ARM is turning Japanese


£24 billion, I really think so


British chip designer ARM   has just agreed to be bought  by the Japanese giant SoftBank for £24 billion.

Google secretly working on AR
Published in Wearables
Monday, 18 July 2016 11:46

Google secretly working on AR


Not interested in VR

The dark satanic rumor mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Google has abandoned its VR projects and is secretly working on a an augmented reality-style headset.

Chinese site puts iPhone 6S and 7 next to each other
Published in Mobiles


We can’t tell them apart

The 24/7 hype wagon surrounding the iPhone 7 is starting to look a little shaky after a Chinese site got its paws on the latest model and stuck it alongside the old one.

Apple’s poor performance causes Wall Street problems
Published in News


Better off if it was not there

It seems that Wall Street is regretting all that money it pushed into the fruity cargo cult Apple as the company’s value plummets faster than the British pound.

Tame Apple Press becomes Intel friendly
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 14 July 2016 12:09

Tame Apple Press becomes Intel friendly


Opinion: Talking up this modem deal is absurd

If you believe the Tame Apple Press, Apple has saved Intel and now that it is supplying modems to the fruity cargo cult’s iPhone 7, it has nothing to worry about its falling PC sales.

Leak shows how lazy Apple has become
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 12 July 2016 11:57

Leak shows how lazy Apple has become


It has lost the battle of the bulge

A leaked photograph of the upcoming iPhone 7 shows that Apple really appears to have given up pretending that its latest phone will be any different from the last one.

Falling PC sales appear to be bottoming out
Published in News


Unless you are Apple

There are signs that the falling PC market has opened its parachute and nearly hit rock bottom – unless you are Apple which is continuing to fall like a meteor.

Apple tech might accidently stop people filming US cops killing
Published in News


Side effect of the concert censorship technology

The other day we ran a yarn about how Apple was going to install technology which would make it impossible for iPhone users to film concerts.