Smartphone vendors ally against Apple
Published in News
Thursday, 01 December 2016 13:32

Smartphone vendors ally against Apple


Enemy of my enema

Chinese smartphone vendors are so worried that Apple is strong arming AMOLED suppliers to suck supply that they have formed their own consortium to fight it.

Apple’s Boot Camp fries MacBook Pro’s new speakers
Published in Notebooks

Quality that only money can buy

Apple’s expensive new MacBook Pros are shipping with an expensive feature which causes the pricey speakers in the machines to self-destruct.

Apple’s update creates poor battery health
Published in News
Tuesday, 29 November 2016 12:24

Apple’s update creates poor battery health


Software genius


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple’s new iOS update shows its software superiority once again after Jobs’ Mob issued the update without testing it properly with its own applications.

Universal Display’s Apple ties are proving costly
Published in Graphics

OLED screens might not be happening after all

Rumours that Apple is not going to have an OLED screen in its iPhone 8 are proving costly to its key supplier Universal Display.

Apple planning new 10.5-inch iPads
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 25 November 2016 12:34

Apple planning new 10.5-inch iPads


Bigger tablets are more popular with enterprises 

Apple looks set to launch a 10.5-inch iPad in 2017, because businesses and schools want them – apparently.

Trump ready to bribe Apple to move back to the US
Published in News


Subsiding production like all good socialists

Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump has said that he is prepared to offer all sorts of sweeteners so that Apple will set up a plant in the US.

Apple still makes most of the smartphone profit
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 24 November 2016 14:05

Apple still makes most of the smartphone profit


As if that is a good thing

The Tame Apple Press is running a story patting  its favourite toy maker on the back for making the most profits.

Microsoft hassles Apple’s lack of innovation
Published in News
Wednesday, 23 November 2016 13:34

Microsoft hassles Apple’s lack of innovation


Does it have to keep copying us?

The software king of the world, Microsoft, is starting to hassle Apple for its lack of originality.

Apple closes wireless router division
Published in News
Tuesday, 22 November 2016 12:00

Apple closes wireless router division

Now more past its sell by date than Steve Jobs 

The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple appears to be seeking to be the world leader in vapourware by promising shedloads of products which never turn up.

Developers abandon Apple MacBook Pro for Windows
Published in Notebooks


Jobs’ Mob really has scored an own goal


Developers are being forced away from Apple’s Macbook Pro line and onto proper Windows based computers for the first time because someone in Apple’s design department forgot that they needed the escape and function keys.