Intel might lose Apple contract
Published in Processors
Thursday, 12 November 2015 10:47

Intel might lose Apple contract


Fanboy thinks x86 is doomed

Intel is about to lose its lucrative contract to supply Apple gear as Jobs’ Mob thinks its own ARM based chips can do better

Cook: Trust me you don't need a PC any more
Published in Notebooks
Wednesday, 11 November 2015 14:04

Cook: Trust me you don't need a PC any more


Still makes Macs of course

The grand mufti of the Apple cargo cult has shown that he still has his fingers on the technology pulse by claiming that the world wants to dump their PCs to buy his overpriced Surface Clone knock-off.

Hackers can hold Mac users to ransom
Published in News
Wednesday, 11 November 2015 11:46

Hackers can hold Mac users to ransom


Pay up or your Coldplay collection gets it

It seems that Apple fanboys article of faith about them being safe from ransomware because their expensive PC’s had a magical Apple logo on them has turned out to be false.

Intel inside flagship luxury Swiss watch
Published in Wearables
Tuesday, 10 November 2015 11:16

Intel inside flagship luxury Swiss watch


TAG Heuer for $1500


Traditional luxury Swiss watchmaker TAG Heuer has announced its $1500 smartwatch which is a victory for Intel.

Apple’s Surface Clone goes on sale
Published in News
Tuesday, 10 November 2015 10:27

Apple’s Surface Clone goes on sale


iPad Pro arriving later this week

Apple’s version of Microsoft’s Surface PC will be available offering shedloads of technology that fanboys have mocked for years with a reassuringly expensive price tag.

Google looking into chip design
Published in Processors
Monday, 09 November 2015 10:12

Google looking into chip design


Might break free of Qualcomm

Search engine and mobile phone operating system maker Google is thinking of getting into the chipmaking business.

Tame Apple Press spins Apple watch disaster
Published in Wearables
Friday, 06 November 2015 11:57

Tame Apple Press spins Apple watch disaster


Claims Apple is the King of Smartwatches

The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat over the failure of the iWatch to meet the hype.

Intel thinks PCs will come back
Published in Processors
Thursday, 05 November 2015 12:24

Intel thinks PCs will come back


But tablets are history

The PC will make a comeback, but the so-called Tablet revolution is history, according to the Chipmaker who missed out on it.

Apple rumoured to be thinking small
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 05 November 2015 11:18

Apple rumoured to be thinking small


VW of tech too late to think big


Jumping on the phablet bandwagon years behind the rest of the market cost the VW of tech, Apple,  big dollars, so now it is rumoured to be thinking small in a bid to claw back its “innovation” image.

Wales wants Apple to stop selling iPhones in UK
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 04 November 2015 14:05

Wales wants Apple to stop selling iPhones in UK


Scotland does not care

Wackypedia leader Jimmy Wales has suggested that Apple should stop selling its popular iPhone line in the UK