Wales wants Apple to stop selling iPhones in UK
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 04 November 2015 14:05

Wales wants Apple to stop selling iPhones in UK


Scotland does not care

Wackypedia leader Jimmy Wales has suggested that Apple should stop selling its popular iPhone line in the UK

Apple rejects security app because it mentions Apple insecurity
Published in News


Chaos shows that Apple TV will be as slanted as Fox

It is starting to look like Apple TV will be heavily censored to conform Jobs’ Mob marketing.

Amazon purges itself of Apple
Published in News
Monday, 02 November 2015 12:34

Amazon purges itself of Apple


Will not sell competing devices

Amazon has finally had a enough of Apple and is pulling its products from its store.

Smartphone sales growth drops to six year low
Published in Mobiles


Strategy Analytics says it has not been this bad since 2009.


Global smartphone sales are slowing down and while the Tame Apple Press is ignoring that even Jobs’ Mob is being effected, it seems that the industry is as bad as it was in 2009.

Apple hopes the Supremes will believe in them
Published in News


We are not gangsters really

Fruity Cargo cult Apple is hoping that the US Supreme Court will throw out a case in which its Messiah, Steve Jobs was found guilty of running an illegal cartel with the leading publishers which conspired to push up the price of books.

Early Apple creative expert joins Huawei
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 29 October 2015 13:22

Early Apple creative expert joins Huawei


Abigail Brody was one of the rounded rectangle team


One of Apple’s key designers from the Steve Jobs era has signed up to work for the Chinese mobile maker Huawei.

Apple has time-keeping problems again
Published in News
Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:04

Apple has time-keeping problems again


This time it peeved the Pixies

There is something really wrong with the fruity cargo cult Apple’s relationship with the time – for some reason its programmers always have trouble with it.

Early China launch saved Apple's figures
Published in News
Wednesday, 28 October 2015 10:24

Early China launch saved Apple's figures


Analysts worried about cracks in the dam

Despite doing its best to spin yesterday’s results, the Fruity cargo cult Apple’s figures are starting to show signs that the outfit is unable to maintain its record growth.

Apple Pay stalls
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 27 October 2015 11:14

Apple Pay stalls


So much for ruling the world

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s attempts to dominate the mobile payments industry appear to have stalled.

Notebook sales sink 17.5 per cent
Published in Notebooks
Tuesday, 27 October 2015 10:37

Notebook sales sink 17.5 per cent


Still not hit rock bottom

Global notebook shipments have continued to fall and do not appear to have hit rock bottom yet.