LG Watch Urbane LTE retail price is $365
Published in Wearables
Friday, 24 April 2015 11:31

LG Watch Urbane LTE retail price is $365


A dollar a day 

On the day when Apple is going to take most of the headlines with its low key iWatch launch, LG has bravely announced its own version of the wearable technology.

IOS flaw means you can kill all Apples in a wifi area
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Apple does the rest of the world a favour

The brilliant, super-cool security experts at Apple have installed a feature in the iOS which turns off all Apple gear within a wi-fi radius.

Japanese woman punishes love cheat fanboy
Published in News
Thursday, 23 April 2015 10:27

Japanese woman punishes love cheat fanboy


In other news an Apple fanboy actually had a real girlfiend

A Japanese woman, who dated an Apple fanboy on the basis that at least he could not get another woman, was shocked to discover that he was cheating on her.

Apple set to make killing from iWatch
Published in Wearables
Wednesday, 22 April 2015 10:26

Apple set to make killing from iWatch


There really is no hope for humanity

While anyone with any technical sense has placed the iWatch on "avoid," Apple has already made $3 billion on the chocolate teapot tech.

Apple rumoured to swap Samsung for TSMC
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Friday, 17 April 2015 12:54

Apple rumoured to swap Samsung for TSMC


Terrified by Galaxy S6

Fruity cargo cult Apple is so terrified of the success that Samsung has had with its Galaxy S6 it has taken a chip order away from Samsung and given it to TSMC instead.

Apple watch has availability problems
Published in Wearables
Friday, 17 April 2015 12:34

Apple watch has availability problems


Might still be vapourware

While the Tame Apple Press is telling anyone that listens that there will be millions of iWatches flogged, it seems that the overpriced toy will not be as available as many think.

TSMC cleans everyone's clock for now
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Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:05

TSMC cleans everyone's clock for now


But writing on the wall

Funloving TSMC has reported a 65 percent rise in first-quarter net profit.

SanDisk in damage control mode
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Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:51

SanDisk in damage control mode


Revenue falls

SanDisk went into damage control mode after predicting a steeper-than-expected fall in full-year revenue.

USB C getting thumbs up from suppliers
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Tuesday, 14 April 2015 13:11

USB C getting thumbs up from suppliers


One cable to rule them, one cable to bind them

It seems that everyone is wanting to copy Apple in putting a USB Type-C port onto their hardware.

iMac is getting daft reviews
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Friday, 10 April 2015 14:49

iMac is getting daft reviews


How do you say it is rubbish without offending anyone? 

Wall Street Journal reviewers  are having a devil of a job with Apple latey – they want to say the latest products are rubbish, but appear to stop short.