Apple converts Nvidia's AI expert
Published in Graphics
Monday, 26 October 2015 11:50

Apple converts Nvidia's AI expert


Acadamy Award winner Jonathan Cohen


Missionaries from the fruity cargo cult Apple’s HR department have converted one of Nvidia’s top AI brains.

Apple cloned our designs moans HTC
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 23 October 2015 13:39

Apple cloned our designs moans HTC


Who is copying whom?

The Tame Apple Press has been attacking HTC claiming that its HTC One A9 looks exactly like the iPhone, however the outfit is claiming that it is really the other way around.

Can Intel's army of minions get its modem into the iPhone7?
Published in Mobiles


The rumours might be half true

Earlier this week we wrote how Intel had assigned an army of minions to get its modem under the bonnet of the iPhone 7, however there is one elephant in the room which makes this nearly impossible – CDMA.

iPhone 6S still made in poor working conditions
Published in Mobiles

But at least they can dye their hair

Despite Apple’s claims, its glorious iPhone is still being made in terrible working conditions, according to the New York-based China Labor Watch.

Irish watchdog told to bite Facebook and Apple
Published in News
Wednesday, 21 October 2015 12:51

Irish watchdog told to bite Facebook and Apple


Investigate privacy issues

The Irish Government is very close to Facebook and Apple, which use the country as a tax haven, however a few eyebrows were raised when its Data Protection Commissioner refused to investigate a data privacy complaint by Austrian law student Max Schrems.

Apple claims new iPhone is unhackable
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 21 October 2015 10:12

Apple claims new iPhone is unhackable


And the Titanic was unsinkable


Fruity cargo cult Apple has claimed in court that the new version of its iOS is completely unhackable and even it does not know how to do it.

Intel has minion army working on LTE chips for Apple
Published in Processors


Will work for Bannahnah

Intel has apparently an army of minions working on an LTE chip for Apple.

Apple finally replaces stained retina displays
Published in Notebooks

You get what you pay for

The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to spin another Jobs’ Mob stuff up as good.

Jobs movie accurate claims writer
Published in News
Monday, 19 October 2015 10:58

Jobs movie accurate claims writer

Jobs is apparently still spinning in his grave

The writer of the new Steve Jobs movie has counter attacked against Apple’s moves to have the film canned saying that his “conscious was clear” and the film was pretty accurate.
Lenovo snubs Microsoft Surface
Published in Notebooks
Friday, 16 October 2015 12:35

Lenovo snubs Microsoft Surface


It's a rival product


Chinese maker of the ThinkPad is refusing to sell Microsoft's Surface Pro tablet because it is a rival product.