Apple claims it is already doing AI
Published in News
Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:48

Apple claims it is already doing AI


Everyone else copied it

Apple has baffled those technology journalists who have not sold their souls to the fruity cargo cult by claiming that it is already doing AI and it is right up there with the big boys and girls.

iPhones less reliable than Android
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 25 August 2016 13:57

iPhones less reliable than Android


Poor reliability claims report

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s iPhone cash cow is dying on its feet as crashing apps, dodgy wi-fi and general poor reliability make it a poor alternative to Android.

Tablets bounce back a bit
Published in Notebooks
Thursday, 25 August 2016 12:05

Tablets bounce back a bit


But still no recovery

Global tablet shipments are expected to bounce back a little bit, but there are still no signs that the product is recovering.

iPhone 6 and 6S develop touch screen problems
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:00

iPhone 6 and 6S develop touch screen problems


It is as if they know the iPhone 7 is coming

While the Tame Apple Press is trying to drum up support for what looks like a terminally dull iPhone 7, the existing iPhone 6 and 6s/ Plus models are mysteriously sending themselves into Silicon Heaven with the enthusiasm of a Japanese kamakazi pilot.

Samsung starts refurbished phone programme
Published in Mobiles


Copying Apple again

The Tame Apple Press is furious that Samsung appears to be copying its favour company's idea to flog second hand phones.

Barbara Streisand suffers from Apple effect
Published in News


Siri is still rubbish

While it is being touted as a cure for cancer by the Tame Apple Press, Barbara Streisand is unimpressed with its AI browser Siri.

Next iWatch will need an iPhone
Published in Wearables
Friday, 19 August 2016 12:10

Next iWatch will need an iPhone


Inovation, Apple has heard of it

When it was first released, the iWatch was slammed for needing an iPhone to work. After all, there is no point having an iWatch if you have to carry your phone around too.  Now, two years later, the crack inovators at Apple still have not managed to fix the problem.

Microsoft’s Powershell goes open source
Published in News
Friday, 19 August 2016 11:33

Microsoft’s Powershell goes open source


Coming to a Mac and Linux machine near you

Software King of the World, Microsoft, has announced that its Powershell automation and scripting system is going open source.

iPhone users are revolting
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 19 August 2016 10:50

iPhone users are revolting


90 percent will not buy the iPhone 7

Fruity cargo cult Apple might be in serious trouble as most Apple fanboys say they will not upgrade to the iPhone 7.

Apple might turn to Intel for foundry work
Published in Processors
Thursday, 18 August 2016 15:02

Apple might turn to Intel for foundry work


Keeping TSMC clean

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Intel is going to start making some of the fruity cargo cult Apple’s chipsets.