ARM under pressure after customers merge
Published in Processors
Monday, 21 September 2015 15:48

ARM under pressure after customers merge


Atmel and Dialog could be bad news


Chip designer Arm is under pressure after two of its customers decided to combine their businesses. Anglo-German Dialog Semiconductor wrote a cheque to buy US rival Atmel for $4.6bn.

Pope saves NY from iPhone cult
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 21 September 2015 12:54

Pope saves NY from iPhone cult


Papal intervention slows deliveries

Pope Francis has temporarily managed to save New York from the clutches of the iPhone Cult which is a dangerous American religion which encourages people to lower the standards of the world by surrendering to a "reality distortion field" which requires you to buy expensive phones.

Telcos sell Apple watch on Friday
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 21 September 2015 16:10

Telcos sell Apple watch on Friday


In Europe and in US

T-mobile in the US has announced that the company will start selling the Apple watch on Friday but it turns out that a few European Telecoms will start get it too. . 

Jim Keller, lead CPU architect, leaves AMD
Published in Processors
Friday, 18 September 2015 19:45

Jim Keller, lead CPU architect, leaves AMD


Zen still sampling in 2016

AMD has not been doing that great and there are still a lot of changes happening to the company. 

Apple stuffs up iOS update
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 18 September 2015 12:09

Apple stuffs up iOS update


New "crashes" function

Apple customers are daring to complain after the new iOS 9 operating system which they got for free shipped with a super cool, game changing, crash your iPhone feature.

Outcry as Navy orders Apple fanboys to smash their phones
Published in Mobiles


Security threat

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Royal Thai Navy ordered a bunch of useless seamen to smash their iPhones and then videoed the whole thing as a warning to others.

Another Apple partner reports lower profits
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 17 September 2015 11:55

Another Apple partner reports lower profits


But Apple says they are coining it in

Claims that Fruity Cargo cult Apple might be making a fortune from its Surface Pro and its Iphone 6S are looking flaky after another of its partners reported lwer profits than expected.

iOS 9.0 gets speed security improvements
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 17 September 2015 10:54

iOS 9.0 gets speed security improvements


iOS 9.0 a third of the size

Our US readers started getting the notifications on their iPhones and iPads that Apple's new  iOS 9 is available. EU phones including the one around here didn’t get the push notification.

Apple builds Android App
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 17 September 2015 10:19

Apple builds Android App


Falling customer numbers? There is an Android app for that

Desperate to drive customers to its flagging iPhone 6S and its Surface Pro clone Apple has officially created and released an Android app.

Apple delays watchOS 2 rollout
Published in Wearables
Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:55

Apple delays watchOS 2 rollout


Not coming today

It appears that Apple has some problems with its watchOS 2 update as the rollout will not begin today, as it was earlier announced.