Apple’s Gatekeeper patch does not work
Published in News
Friday, 15 January 2016 15:20

Apple’s Gatekeeper patch does not work


Patch was just a Placebo

The Tame Apple Press did its best to tell the world that the fruity cargo cult Apple had fixed the Gatekeeper bug in its iOS software, however it looks like it is still broken and the patch was a placebo.

TSMC does rather well
Published in News
Friday, 15 January 2016 11:20

TSMC does rather well


Will out perform the industry average

While many expected TSMC to suffer from from the downturn in China it appears that the company is still doing rather nicely thank-you.

Apple to blame for Nivdia cards storing p*rn
Published in Graphics
Thursday, 14 January 2016 10:47

Apple to blame for Nivdia cards storing p*rn


Apple's genius programming strikes again

Nvidia claims that the recent Chrome security bug which causes its cards to remember sites which should have been forgotten before freezing your screen is entirely the fault of programming geniuses at Apple.

Qualcomm wants to know which rat squealed to the watchdogs
Published in Processors


Applies for court documents

Qualcomm is very interested who ratted it out to the Korean anti-trust authroities and has asked seven of its major customers and rivals to hand over the paperwork of what they told the watchdogs.

Jobs Mob denies Android swap rumour
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 12 January 2016 09:36

Jobs Mob denies Android swap rumour


Apparently it was worth denying

The Apple Press office works in the same way as the British Royal Family’s. Its official line on most things is “no comment.” But this week it took the rare position of denying a rumour.

Google rubs in tech-superiority over watch tech
Published in Wearables


Allows fanboys to defect

Search engine outfit Google is offering Apple fanboys a way to get a proper smartwatch without losing the only product that Jobs’ Mob makes – the iPhone.

Metal chassis makers giving up
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 11 January 2016 10:40

Metal chassis makers giving up


Cutting production

Makers of metal cases for smartphones are giving up and are halting their expansion plans.

Apple predicted to slide further
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 08 January 2016 10:23

Apple predicted to slide further


This quarter will be dire

The price of depending on one product will continue to drag Apple down in the first quarter of 2016.

Companies suffer as Apple slashes production
Published in Processors
Wednesday, 06 January 2016 11:50

Companies suffer as Apple slashes production


Apple bubble bursting

The industry leaders who depended on Apple to continue making shedloads of money peddling similar products each year are suffering as Apple slashes production as people no longer want their main product – the iPhone 6s.

Samsung asks court to see common sense over Apple patents
Published in Mobiles


Good luck with that

Samsung has urged a US appeals court on Tuesday to find that a jury in 2014 should not have made the South Korean company pay nearly $120 million to Apple for infringing three patents – The three slide-to-unlock, autocorrect and quick links features.