Tame Apple Press is now an accessory to a con trick
Published in Mobiles


Comment: It is no longer a joke

Now that the iPhone X is semi-available for sale a shed-load of reviews have popped up which claim it is brilliant.

Apple to purge Qualcomm from iPhone
Published in Processors
Tuesday, 31 October 2017 11:39

Apple to purge Qualcomm from iPhone


Punishment for not doing what it was told

The fruity cargo cult Apple is unleashing its revenge on Qualcomm for not doing what it is told and allow Jobs' Mob to pay what it likes for its chips.

Windows XP peak invulnerable to fire
Published in News
Monday, 30 October 2017 11:13

Windows XP peak invulnerable to fire


It seems that nothing will kill it


One of the iconic images of the operating system which will not die, Windows XP, seems to have survived a raging fire which obliterated the surrounding countryside.

Microsoft working on Apple’s next “breakthrough”
Published in Notebooks


Foldable notebook pen and digital-ink functionality

Software king of the world, Microsoft, is working on a foldable device with an emphasis on pen and digital-ink functionality that runs Windows 10.

Apple iPhone X shipping is delayed
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 27 October 2017 12:14

Apple iPhone X shipping is delayed


Slipping and sliding

Apple has finally opened up pre-orders for its iPhone X which will be available in over 50 countries and territories but the shipping date has already moved to December.

Iphone ships with spying feature
Published in News
Thursday, 26 October 2017 12:02

Iphone ships with spying feature


Lets spooks see what you are doing without you knowing

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s iOS operating system has a natty feature which allows spooks to turn on your phone so they can see what you are doing.

Apple denies dumbing down its iPhone X face recognition
Published in News


Bloomberg says it bloody did!

The fruity cargo cult Apple has denied hat it has dumbed down one of the few features that its iPhone X has over the iPhone 8.

Apple cuts down iPhone X feature
Published in News
Wednesday, 25 October 2017 15:19

Apple cuts down iPhone X feature


Because it can

A report claimed that Apple has reduced the accuracy of the Face ID feature that was supposed to be one of the key elements of its upcoming iPhone X.

Apple can’t write a calculator program
Published in News
Wednesday, 25 October 2017 11:48

Apple can’t write a calculator program


Just like it can’t write decent clock software.

Apple’s software skills continue to sink to new lows – now it can’t summon up enough of a skills base to write a calculator programmer which can actually add up.

Tech giants spend fortune buying US politicians
Published in News
Wednesday, 25 October 2017 11:12

Tech giants spend fortune buying US politicians


Buy one get another free

US tech giants are spending a small fortune on "lobbying" politicians and the situation is getting worse.