iPhone to get Intel silicon
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 11 March 2015 08:56

iPhone to get Intel silicon


7360 LTE modem, for now…

Next generation iPhones seem to be getting some silicon from Intel, in the form of the 7360 LTE modem. 

iPhone installs undeleteable iWatch advert
Published in Mobiles


More Malware

Jobs' Mob has decided that the only way that punters will buy their nearly useless iWatch is if they are forced to watch adverts for the thing. 

CIA hacked iPhone a year before its release
Published in Mobiles


Trivial security

Apple's iPhone encryption system was so easy, the CIA and FBI had cracked it a year before the shiny toy hit the shops. 

Cringe worthy Apple Watch pricing is official
Published in Wearables


Five figures for edition models

The Apple Watch is officially coming on April 24th, with prices starting at $349 and going up to, uhm, $17,000. 

LG set to release super flagship
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 09 March 2015 14:08

LG set to release super flagship


Dreadnaught of phones

The Korean Press is reporting that LG executives want to launch a “super flagship” phone in the second half of this year.

Fraudsters love Apple Pay
Published in News
Friday, 06 March 2015 13:10

Fraudsters love Apple Pay


Security, they have heard of it

Apple's over hyped mobile payment system Apple Pay has been hit by a wave of fraudulent transactions using stolen credit-card data.

Apple delays large tablets
Published in Notebooks
Thursday, 05 March 2015 12:24

Apple delays large tablets


If it ever intended to release any

Fruity cargo cult Apple which was rumoured to be releasing a big tablet is now rumoured to be delaying it, according to the latest rumours. 

German outfit signs up for non-existent Apple car
Published in News


Hype now officially silly

The hype around Apple's nonexistent driverless car has reached a point where a German company has even offered to help Jobs' Mob build it. 

Tame Apple Press claims Jobs Mob have killed Samsung
Published in News


What a difference a percentage point makes

The Tame Apple Press had a Nintendo in its trousers when Gartner released figures showing Apple sold the most number of smartphones globally in the fourth quarter, overtaking Samsung for the first time since 2011.

Apple fixes a flaw in Macs in just a week
Published in News
Wednesday, 04 March 2015 11:39

Apple fixes a flaw in Macs in just a week


Must be a record

A flaw in Apple Macs is so bad that Apple did not have time to go through its normal ritual of ignoring it and pretending it only effects a small number of users.