Samsung starts refurbished phone programme
Published in Mobiles


Copying Apple again

The Tame Apple Press is furious that Samsung appears to be copying its favour company's idea to flog second hand phones.

Barbara Streisand suffers from Apple effect
Published in News


Siri is still rubbish

While it is being touted as a cure for cancer by the Tame Apple Press, Barbara Streisand is unimpressed with its AI browser Siri.

Next iWatch will need an iPhone
Published in Wearables
Friday, 19 August 2016 12:10

Next iWatch will need an iPhone


Inovation, Apple has heard of it

When it was first released, the iWatch was slammed for needing an iPhone to work. After all, there is no point having an iWatch if you have to carry your phone around too.  Now, two years later, the crack inovators at Apple still have not managed to fix the problem.

Microsoft’s Powershell goes open source
Published in News
Friday, 19 August 2016 11:33

Microsoft’s Powershell goes open source


Coming to a Mac and Linux machine near you

Software King of the World, Microsoft, has announced that its Powershell automation and scripting system is going open source.

iPhone users are revolting
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 19 August 2016 10:50

iPhone users are revolting


90 percent will not buy the iPhone 7

Fruity cargo cult Apple might be in serious trouble as most Apple fanboys say they will not upgrade to the iPhone 7.

Apple might turn to Intel for foundry work
Published in Processors
Thursday, 18 August 2016 15:02

Apple might turn to Intel for foundry work


Keeping TSMC clean

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Intel is going to start making some of the fruity cargo cult Apple’s chipsets.

TSMC secures chip orders for Apple's A11 SoC family
Published in News


10nm chips for iPhone lineup in 2017

On Monday, industry sources within Apple’s supply chain confirmed that TSMC has secured orders to produce the company’s Apple’s “A11” family of chips for the eleventh-generation iPhone launch expected sometime in about a year from now, around the fall of 2017.

Apple may be planning 10.5-inch iPad Pro in 2017
Published in News


New middle option between 9.7-inch and 12.9-inch models

Over the weekend, highly reputable Apple analyst Ming-Chi Kuo released a new research report claiming that the company may be planning to release a “middle-sized” 10.5-inch iPad Pro sometime in 2017 to accompany the existing 9.7-inch and 12.9-inch models.

Intel cheers the USB Type-C
Published in Graphics
Wednesday, 17 August 2016 12:07

Intel cheers the USB Type-C


Backing Apple

While users and the rest of the world think Apple’s move to kill off the headphone jack is a bad idea, Intel is cheering a general move to a more mobile  USB Type-C.

Encryption fault in Apple's imessage
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 15 August 2016 15:35

Encryption fault in Apple's imessage


Flaws in the method

Cryptography researchers at John Hopkins University have found another flaw in the encryption used by Apple’s iMessage and while Jobs' Mob might have fixed it, the researchers say that the company's encryption methodology is borked.