The ego has landed
Apple messiah Steve Job was worried that that in the cult worship that would follow his death, Apple would be moved to name its "spaceship" campus building after him
Jobs Mob can't get broadcasters
Fruity cargo cult Apple's attempt to enter the set-top market is fast going the way of Intel's failed attempt.
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Market research firm Gartner has estimated 7.3 million Chromebooks would be sold this year, thanks mostly to the education industry realising that kids need keyboards rather than touchscreen tablets.
Sales forcasts slashed
Analysts have finally started to wake up to the fact that Apple is probably attempting to flog a lemon with its iWatch.
New iMac with Retina 5K display
Apple has unveiled its newest 15-inch MacBook Pro which includes both AMD Radeon R9 M370X GPU, the Force Touch technology. It has also been showing off a new US $1,999 priced iMac with Retina 5K display.
When anyone says that Apple has run out of ideas, someone in the Tame Apple Press starts to talk about Jobs' Mob's television plans and how they are going to "game change" the entertainment business.
But Apple thinks it might be Zeusless
Intel is just about to release a new version of Thunderbolt, just as its most major customer – Apple, has dropped the technology from its 12-inch MacBook.
Yields will be fine
The dark satanic rumour mill has been churning out yarns claiming that Jobs' Mob's iWatch was suffering from poor yield rates at the Quanta plant.
Company flat out
Hardware maker Wistron has announced it shipped 1.4 million notebooks, 900,000 smart handheld devices, 600,000 LCD monitors, 1.1 million desktops, 500,000 LCD TVs and 160,000 servers in April 2015.