Apple forces users to buy extra charger
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And earbuds

While the Tame Apple Press is all excited that the coming iPhone 12 might cost a bit less, it turns out that Jobs’ Mob is hoping to make up the lost cash by charging for things which are basic for the phone to run.

Apple was hacked off with Intel
Published in PC Hardware
Friday, 26 June 2020 10:37

Apple was hacked off with Intel


Skylake forced its hand

Fruity cargo cult Apple was so miffed at Intel that it was effectively forced to come up with another solution.

Apple announces its silicon
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 24 June 2020 11:21

Apple announces its silicon


Analysis:
Takes two years to transition

Apple has finally announced the beginning of a two-year transition towards its own silicon. The first systems based on Apple silicon will be shipping later this year.

Apple ARM roadmap is short on specifics
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Wednesday, 24 June 2020 10:49

Apple ARM roadmap is short on specifics

 

Will it be as reliable as Apple Maps?

Apple has been telling the world+dog how it no longer needs Intel for its Macs and can safely move users to ARM based mobile chips.

Apple announces Mac mini powered by its own chips
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Dumping Intel already costs an ARM and a leg

Fruity cargo cult Apple has announced that it has put its ARM-based chips into a Mac Mini which it is going to rent to developers for $500 as part of its ARM enema to purge Intel chips from its system.

Apple closes stores again
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Monday, 22 June 2020 11:12

Apple closes stores again


Coronavirus cases rising

Weeks after reopening more than 100 US stores, the fruit themed cargo cult Apple has announced that it will be closing a number of its locations.

Apple adopts Kray's business model
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Wednesday, 17 June 2020 11:48

Apple adopts Kray's business model


That's a nice little rival app but it is in our manor, pay us a third of your profits or it will get damaged

Basecamp launched its email product Hey earlier this week and has already had war declared upon it by the fruity cargo cult.

Apple faces more monopoly allegations
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Tuesday, 16 June 2020 11:41

Apple faces more monopoly allegations


Can it ever change its spots?

Convicted monopolist Apple has been accused of being up to its old tricks after Japanese tech company Rakuten, best known for its TV streaming service, filed an anti-competition complaint against Apple with the European Commission.

Apple about to abandon Intel
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 10 June 2020 12:43

Apple about to abandon Intel


Will make its own chips instead

Fruity cargo-cult Apple is nearly ready to dump Intel and use its own chips in its Macs.

Apple patents "socially distant selfies"
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 10 June 2020 11:54

Apple patents "socially distant selfies"


Enables Apple users to pretend they have friends

Working out a way to cash in on COVID-19,  the fruity cargo cult Apple has received a patent for software to which allows group selfies while people in the photo are socially distancing.