Tame Apple Press claims Samsung will ditch the jack
Published in News


Hit the road jack

The Tame Apple Press is telling the world that Samsung is so impressed with Jobs’ Mob’s "brave move" to purge the headphone jack it is set to copy it.

Apple headphone jack move props up Beats
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 12 September 2016 12:06

Apple headphone jack move props up Beats


No advantage to customers at all – it is all about the money

Fruity tax dodger Apple’s moves to replace the headphone jack on the iPhone 7 were nothing about users and everything about its Beats racket.

Apple gives up on self-driving cars
Published in News
Monday, 12 September 2016 10:57

Apple gives up on self-driving cars


Too innovative

The fruity tax dodger Apple has pulled out of the race to build self-driving cars because the industry was not doing what it was told.

Tame Apple Press made up a Samsung phone flight ban story
Published in News


Just helping you out Tim

While many people refuse to believe me when I complain about the Tame Apple Press which publishes stories as free PR for the fruity cargo cult, they might want to look at the news this week.

iPhone 7 in pricing shock
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 09 September 2016 11:04

iPhone 7 in pricing shock


Apple gets revenge on EU by cutting off its nose to spite its face

The fruity tax dodger Apple is taking out a weird revenge on Europe for making it pay tax – it is forcing European fanboys to pay more for its iPhone 7s.

Apple accused of killing civilisation
Published in News
Thursday, 08 September 2016 14:30

Apple accused of killing civilisation


Stephen Fry and I finally start agreeing again

Apple’s number one British fanboy, next to Chris Martin, has suddenly waded into his favourite company over its tax dodging antics at the sidelines of its iPhone 7 launch.

Apple disappoints with iPhone announcement
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 08 September 2016 11:33

Apple disappoints with iPhone announcement


Even the New York Times was unimpressed

Yesterday’s rally by the Apple Cargo Cult did nothing to improve the outfit’s outlook or give the world any new products to get excited about. In fact, it has effectively crippled itself for a year.

Apple Watch Series 2 models detailed and priced
Published in Wearables
Thursday, 08 September 2016 00:43

Apple Watch Series 2 models detailed and priced


Ceramic Watch Series 2 Edition starts at US $1249

Apple has updated its website with new devices and now we can finally  check out all the Watch Series 2 models and there are plenty to choose from, ranging from US $369 to a rather startling US $1,299.

New iPhones come with A10 SoC
Published in Processors
Thursday, 08 September 2016 00:07

New iPhones come with A10 SoC


A quad-core chip

While it did not reveal a lot of precise information, we now know that Apple's  iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus will come with a fancy new quad-core A10 Fusion SoC.

Apple announces iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 08 September 2016 00:55

Apple announces iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus


Featuring A10 Fusion 16nm processor, depth-mapping camera lenses

On Wednesday morning, Apple took the wraps off its tenth-generation iPhone lineup, now formally known as “iPhone 7” and “iPhone 7 Plus”.