Mozilla murders Red Panda
Published in News
Monday, 07 August 2017 11:27

Mozilla murders Red Panda


Replaces it with a kid’s superhero

The Big Cheeses at the Mozzarella Foundation have decided that the reason that the browser is being ignored is not because it is slower than an asthmatic ant with a heavy load of shopping, and hangs on to memory like an NRA member hangs onto his guns, but because it is represented by a cute Red Panda.

Mozilla wants to make Firefox great again
Published in News
Friday, 04 August 2017 11:41

Mozilla wants to make Firefox great again


Does not really say how


Mozilla Chief Executive Chris Beard claims that the outfit is set to make Mozilla great again, although he does not say if it will finally get around to fixing the memory problem which has always blighted the browser.

Mozilla will need rust
Published in News
Monday, 06 February 2017 12:29

Mozilla will need rust


Because it never sleeps


The big cheeses at the Mozzarella foundation have decided that its Firefox browser will need rust to work.

Firefox gives up on connected devices
Published in News
Friday, 03 February 2017 11:31

Firefox gives up on connected devices


Lays off 50 people and lays down

Big Cheeses at the Mozzarella Foundation have given up on connected devices and have eliminated the team connected to bring the browser to the internet of things.

Most Firefox users are on Windows 7 laggards
Published in News
Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:12

Most Firefox users are on Windows 7 laggards


Once you guys were cutting edge


Most Firefox users are the types who are still Windows 7 hold outs and are refusing to upgrade to Windows 10, according to a new survey.

Firefox OS killed off
Published in News
Wednesday, 28 September 2016 10:41

Firefox OS killed off


Deader than a Norwegian Blue

Big Cheeses at the Mozzarella Foundation have announced that they are killing off the Firefox OS.

Edge might be the only browser for Netflix HD
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Microsoft might even be telling the truth on this one

Software king of the world Microsoft has made another claim for its Edge browser – it is the only one which can run Netflix’s HD.

Microsoft claims it has the Edge on Chrome
Published in Mobiles


Better on your battery


Software giant Microsoft claimed that its new Edge browser has succeeded in beating Google’s Chrome browser in key tests on battery use.

Firefox windows finally gets 64-bit
Published in News
Wednesday, 16 December 2015 11:21

Firefox windows finally gets 64-bit


Mozilla wakes up

Mozilla has finally delivered a 64-bit version of Firefox.

Mozilla admits Firefox smartphone failed
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 09 December 2015 11:36

Mozilla admits Firefox smartphone failed


Gives up and puts it to sleep


Open saucy browser outfit Mozilla has admitted that its Firefox OS smartphone experiment didn’t have legs and it will stop developing and selling the beasts.