HP issues Star Wars themed Skylake laptop
Published in Notebooks
Friday, 09 October 2015 15:08

HP issues Star Wars themed Skylake laptop


The force is strong in this one


HP Empire is hoping to strike back and has released a new Skylake laptop to go with the "The Force Awakens" flick.

HP and SanDisk work on new Storage Class Memory
Published in Memory


What do you get if you cross a memristor and a ReRam?

The maker of expensive printer ink, HP and SanDisk want to create new technology for Storage Class Memory (SCM) which combines the best of memristor and ReRAM.

Lynch mob sues HP
Published in News
Friday, 02 October 2015 08:08

Lynch mob sues HP


Claims HP lied and covered up incompetence 

The former owner of Autonomy, Mike Lynch is to sue HP for $150 million in damages over allegations the maker of expensive printer ink made about his role in the acquisition of his software company Autonomy in 2011.

AMD releases Pro APU
Published in Processors
Wednesday, 30 September 2015 12:17

AMD releases Pro APU


Based on Godaveri and Carrizo


Troubled chipmaker AMD's has launched its Pro APUs quietly with just one major customer so far, the maker of expensive printer ink HP.

Right-wing blogs wade into Fiorina's HP past
Published in News
Monday, 21 September 2015 12:34

Right-wing blogs wade into Fiorina's HP past


Deals which come back to haunt you

Now that the former HP queen Carly Fiorina's presidential campaign seems to be doing well, some of the right wing blogs are digging up some old stories on her HP past.

HP tries Ancient Roman punishment on staff again
Published in News
Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:49

HP tries Ancient Roman punishment on staff again


Decimation again

When the Ancient Roman army suffered from poor performance it decimated its army – killing ten percent as warning to the rest.  

Dell warns about industry consolidation
Published in News
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 11:24

Dell warns about industry consolidation


Top three will hold 80 per cent of the market

The top three global PC makers will control 80 per cent of the market as companies are forced to consolidate, warned tin box shifter Michael Dell.

Server shipments grow
Published in News
Tuesday, 01 September 2015 14:59

Server shipments grow


Gartner's latest report warns of a slowing

Beancounters at Gartner have added up the numbers and divided by their shoe size and decided that server shipments have grown by eight per cent.

HP continues to suffer
Published in News
Friday, 21 August 2015 11:05

HP continues to suffer


Revenue drops

The maker of expensive printer ink, HP is continuing to suffer, torturing itself with a ruthless restructuring.

HP thinks the future is Flash
Published in News
Wednesday, 08 July 2015 11:16

HP thinks the future is Flash


It will save everyone of us

The maker of jolly expensive printer ink, HP believes that there is now a move from legacy storage environments to flash-based systems.