Java 9 will be late
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Monday, 05 June 2017 12:06

Java 9 will be late


Oracle cracks its toe somewhere east of Java

It is starting to look like Java 9 will not see the light of day on July 27 as had been originally planned.

PC market could start growing again in 2019
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Latest prediction from IDC


Divination experts from IDC have been shuffling their Tarot cards and consulting the entrails of a particularly annoying toddler and reached the conclusion that the PC market will start growing again in 2019.

Cisco and Oracle cheer the end of net-neutrality in the US
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If these guys want it you know it must be good


Oracle announced its support for FCC Chairman Ajit Pai's controversial plan to roll back the agency's net neutrality rules.

Oracle continues to hassle Google over Android
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Java row goes on and on and on

Oracle has decided that it is not going to give up trying to convince the world that Google owes it billions for Android software.

Oracle doubles its Amazon and Azure cloud licencing
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Why follow the Herd?


While Amazon and Microsoft have reduced the price of their cloud based operations, Oracle has decided to double the price, just to show everyone how it is done.

Oracle in trouble for paying people extra to be white
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Trump fangirl CEO claims it is just political

Oracle, whose CEO Safra Catz was a key member of Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump’s political campaign, is being investigated for paying people more money if they are white.

Donald Trump is cool for Catz
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Friday, 16 December 2016 11:22

Donald Trump is cool for Catz


Oracle boss signs up for executive committee


Oracle co-chief executive Safra Catz will be joining Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump's executive committee on his transition team.

New President will face a cyber crisis
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Tuesday, 01 November 2016 10:42

New President will face a cyber crisis


Tarot cards say within 100 days

Whoever gets elected in the US elections will face a cybercrisis within their first 100 days of presidency, according to a security report by Forrester.

Oracle denied another Java trial
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Wednesday, 28 September 2016 12:14

Oracle denied another Java trial


We will keep appealing until we win

Oracle’s attempts to get a new trial on Java API’s have been rejected by a Judge who happens to know about programming.

Oracle to give up on Java plug-in
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Wednesday, 14 September 2016 12:14

Oracle to give up on Java plug-in


End of an error

Oracle has decided that keeping its Java plug-in for browsers is completely pointless.