SAP loses money as its cloud dependence rises
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Core profit drops


The expensive esoteric software outfit which makes management software which no one is really sure quite what it does, but the CEO thinks they need it, reported slightly lower-than-expected first-quarter core profit.

SAP works out way to screw more cash from customers
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Starts charging their customers too


The expensive management software outfit which no one is really sure what it does has worked out a way of screwing more cash out of its customers by forcing them to charge THEIR customers.

SAP buys cloudy software outfit
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Thursday, 29 September 2016 12:25

SAP buys cloudy software outfit


Altiscale becomes part of the mystery

The esoteric business software outfit which makes expensive business software which no one can be certain what it does, has just bought the cloud start-up Altiscale.

SAP software makes loads of money
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Wednesday, 20 July 2016 12:21

SAP software makes loads of money


High-margin and classy packaging

The maker of expensive esoteric business software, which no one really understands, is continuing to make loads of money.

SAP customers are fed up with the jargon
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Wednesday, 25 November 2015 10:57

SAP customers are fed up with the jargon


Think they know what the software does

The maker of expensive management software which no one is really sure what it does, SAP is finding that its customers are not a big fan of all the jargon and buzzwords the company uses.

SAP lays off more people
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Friday, 06 March 2015 15:06

SAP lays off more people


Still not sure what they do

SAP, which makes expensive business software which is so esoteric no one really knows what it does, is cutting some of its expensive staff members.

Monday, 27 January 2014 11:50

SAP might buy something soon



Need more silver clouds

Wednesday, 22 January 2014 08:11

SAP thinks cloud has stuffed it up



Slow sales

Wednesday, 18 December 2013 11:30

Blackberry asks SAP man to save it



Sims on board

Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:41

Europe does not need a technology champion



SAP says US is our friend