UK planning to rebuild a cyber-version of Hadrian’s Wall
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Which will probably work just as well

The UK government is seriously considering building a national firewall similar to China.

EE rolls out Cat 9
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Tuesday, 06 September 2016 13:41

EE rolls out Cat 9


4G is cool for cats

EE has added Cat 9 capabilities to its 4G network and claims the new layer will keep smartphones 'faster on EE than any other UK network'.

Hardware prices jacked up in UK
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Wednesday, 13 July 2016 11:55

Hardware prices jacked up in UK


Thanks Brexit

Major PC suppliers are jacking up their prices in the UK following the country's brilliant move to show the world that Britain can economically destroy itself without any help from the EU.

Taiwanese flag
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Tuesday, 05 July 2016 16:23

Brexit threatens Taiwan business


Subsidiaries mostly into IT

A report from Price Waterhouse Coopers Taiwan has warned firms with subsidiaries in Britain could well face being stung for extra tax after the European country completes its divorce from the European Union.

Coppers blur lamb pictures to protect ID
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Wednesday, 11 May 2016 14:23

Coppers blur lamb pictures to protect ID


Well they were victims

A copper in West Midland Police's Central Motorway department shared an image of three sheep that had been rescued from suspected poachers. But he has become a twitter sensation because he burred the sheep’s faces to protect their ID.

UK hacker will not have to hand over passwords
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Love one NCA nil

A UK computer scientist and activist Lauri Love has had a minor victory against the authorities who are trying to extradite him to the US.

UK’s doomsday subs rely on Windows XP
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Monday, 25 January 2016 13:52

UK’s doomsday subs rely on Windows XP


40 nuclear warheads under the control of ancient OS


While most of the world would be insane to rely on Windows XP to provide them with security, the UKs 40 nuclear weapons are dependent on the ancient OS.

Tech leaders will be jailed for reporting UK spying
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Two years in prison

The UK government is threatening to jail leaders of tech companies who warn their customers that they have been victims of government spying.

Apple takes on the UK government on encryption
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Wednesday, 23 December 2015 09:58

Apple takes on the UK government on encryption


We will show them who is boss

Fruity cargo-cult Apple is taking on the UK government warning that Prime Minister David Cameron’s plans to give its spooks extra online surveillance powers could weaken the security of personal data for millions of people and paralyse the tech sector.

UK government wants to give iPads to criminals
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Teaching them how to steal legitimately

The British government, which is currently taking money out of its health and education system, is thinking of spending a fortune giving over-priced iPads to its criminal population.