40 nuclear warheads under the control of ancient OS
While most of the world would be insane to rely on Windows XP to provide them with security, the UKs 40 nuclear weapons are dependent on the ancient OS.
Two years in prison
The UK government is threatening to jail leaders of tech companies who warn their customers that they have been victims of government spying.
We will show them who is boss
Fruity cargo-cult Apple is taking on the UK government warning that Prime Minister David Cameron’s plans to give its spooks extra online surveillance powers could weaken the security of personal data for millions of people and paralyse the tech sector.
Teaching them how to steal legitimately
The British government, which is currently taking money out of its health and education system, is thinking of spending a fortune giving over-priced iPads to its criminal population.
Trident now a dangerous white elephant
The UK government has wasted billions on a controversial nuclear weapons system which might be vulnerable to a cyber-attack.
Scotland does not care
Wackypedia leader Jimmy Wales has suggested that Apple should stop selling its popular iPhone line in the UK
Without a warrant
The UK government, upon which insanity never sets, wants to give police to view the web browsing history of everyone in the country without a warrant.
Ovum also warns that they are one of Europe's best
London-based analyst firm Ovum has warned that broadband ISPs must be able to deliver a minimum of 10Mbps (Megabits per second) and 50Mbps when Ultra HD (4K) video kicks off.
Mind the Gap in expectations
The launch of Apple Pay in the UK has been a complete disaster, the software does not work, the system charges you double, and some leading banks do not support it yet.