Aussie banks moan that Apple is a bunch of drongos
Published in Mobiles

"Intransigent, closed and controlling" and not fair dinkum

Three Australian banks have moaned to the country’s anti-trust watch dingo that the Apple Pay service is not fair dinkum.

Apple genii steal photos
Published in News
Thursday, 13 October 2016 12:57

Apple genii steal photos

Apple perverts use customers' snaps in sex game

Since part of the joy of owning an iPhone involves having to take it to an Apple store to be repaired, you will be relieved to know that Apple genii down under have been providing an extra special service to clients whose phone’s they repair.

Apple discriminates against Australians
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:54

Apple discriminates against Australians

Aparthied behind the Walled Garden 

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to punish Australians for refusing to pay over the odds for its hardware and set up a sort of aparthied behind its walled garden for those who come from a land down under.

Huawei scores own goal
Published in News
Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:15

Huawei scores own goal

Chinese PR makes it look evil again

Huawei has done a great job of convincing many that it is the underdog in the great spying row with the US and that it is really not a secretive outfit which is secretly spying on Western powers.

Daft Aussies want to ban teaching encryption
Published in News

Throw another dumb law on the barbie

Australia want to ban the teaching of encryption so that it can save the nation from all the spying that is going on.

Australia puts Apple, Google and Microsoft under tax spotlight
Published in News

Watch 'em wriggle

Australia is the first country to put Google, Apple and Microsoft's "completely legal" tax avoidance under the spotlight.

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Why are you drongos overcharging?

Wednesday, 08 August 2012 12:55

Facebook defends racist page


It is just being funny

Monday, 19 December 2011 16:34

Aussies call for government to save Assange

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Fear he could be extradited to the US

Monday, 19 December 2011 15:35

Aussie government downed by botched upgrade

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Has tried to turn it off and turn it on again