iPad mini 4 launched at $399
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Wednesday, 09 September 2015 20:01

iPad mini 4 launched at $399


Has the guts of the iPad Air 2 

Apple has just announced splashy and expensive iPad Pro and quietly announced an iPad mini 4.

12.9 inch iPad Pro unveiled tomorrow
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Tuesday, 08 September 2015 12:56

12.9 inch iPad Pro unveiled tomorrow


Side-by-side apps, A9X monster 14nm CPU

Apple has a busy day tomorrow. Apart from the iPhone 6S with iPhone 6S Plus, new Apple TV and Apple watch bands, the company plans to unveil the biggest yet, 12.9 inch iPad PRO. 

Kids wonder why their parents bought iPods
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We wonder why they buy iPhones

It seems that Apple's reality distortion field on products does not last very long. 

Apple press gears up for shock results
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Monday, 20 July 2015 15:58

Apple press gears up for shock results


They will be great honestly

The Tame Apple Press is gearing up to spin tomorrow's financial results, even though there are some suggestions that they will not be that great.

Apple not too keen on big tablets any more
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Orders slowing down

Fruity cargo cult Apple is not that keen on placing orders for its 12.9-inch iPad, despite claims that "bigger is better" could save the tech.

Apple kills off the vintage iPad mini
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Monday, 22 June 2015 11:41

Apple kills off the vintage iPad mini


People didn't want it

Apple has made the admission that people don't want the "original" iPad mini and have killed it off.

Apple TV service delay
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Monday, 25 May 2015 13:39

Apple TV service delay


Jobs Mob can't get broadcasters

Fruity cargo cult Apple's attempt to enter the set-top market is fast going the way of Intel's failed attempt.

Hedge funds dumping Apple
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Monday, 18 May 2015 11:27

Hedge funds dumping Apple


They know something that Tame Apple Press doesn't

The dumping of Apple shares by top hedge funds is continuing to gather speed and now even the Tame Apple Press  is noticing.

Tame Apple Press admits that iPads faltering
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Flickering reality distortion field

The Tame Apple Press is starting to realise that all those years about the iPad being game changing were basically a lie peddling another hula hoop style fad.

Ipad sales plummeting fast
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Tuesday, 05 May 2015 14:13

Ipad sales plummeting fast


More than 20 per cent in 2015

Shipments for Apple iPad products will be down over 20 per cent on year in 2015, according to sources within the Taiwanese supply chain.