Let's make ourselves more expensive
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been telling the world and its dog that it will stop its falling iPhone sales by expanding into China.
Something positive from daft High Court ruling
Fall out from a bizarre UK high court ruling could see Apple's iTunes banned from the country.
Beginning of the end
Apple's vice like grip in the US smartphone market is falling off as sales of the overpriced gadgets slump.
Fan boys would not notice
Three teens were arrested in Detroit area after trying to flog the owner of a MetroPCS store iPhones that were bricked.
We wonder why they buy iPhones
It seems that Apple's reality distortion field on products does not last very long.
Looking to recruit slum dog millionaires
Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is looking to replace what is predicted to become a shrinking market in China by adopting a missionary position for its cargo cult in India.
Tame Apple Press is spinning like a mad thing
Yesterday we warned the Tame Apple Press would be spinning what were expected to be bad results and we were right.
Admits that others are doing the same things cheaper
Apple's latest wave of adverts seem dedicated to the fact that its rivals are producing products that are the same and much cheaper
They will be great honestly
The Tame Apple Press is gearing up to spin tomorrow's financial results, even though there are some suggestions that they will not be that great.