Siri is still rubbish
While it is being touted as a cure for cancer by the Tame Apple Press, Barbara Streisand is unimpressed with its AI browser Siri.
Yeah we didn’t invent that
Apple has admitted that it did not invent some key technology behind Siri and paid Dynamic Advances who owned the rights to the technology.
The one where it was supposed to be unhackable
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been telling the world that its phones are so unhackable that it needs to re-write the operating system. Already the FBI has proved that wrong, but it seems that Siri is a backdoor making a mockery of Apple’s security.
Needs the money
While the fruity cargo cult is publically fighting against the FBI over privacy concerns, it is facing an internal battle using data for advertising.
Hi Siri give us a hint
Apple has announced that it is going to announce something big.
Lizard on Board
Fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently part of the Lizard inspired illuminati cover-up of the 9/11 terrorist plot.
Advert claims that Siri is out-of-date
Siri how can I make you work?
Stores your voice for two years
IDF 2012: Understands foreign names, finally