Homosexuals do not play football
The Parliament of Tsar Putin has called for the EA’s Fifa 17 game banned claiming that it is spreading 'gay propaganda' that some players are not heterosexual.
China is hoping to take advantage of Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump's election and boost its tech output on foreign expertise.
So remove any air from your environment
The Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple is blaming the air for a fault which causes the iPhone 6 to shut down.
Better safe than sorry
HP has decided to shut down aging FTP and Telnet protocols on some of its elderly printers.
Rounded rectangle was not that important
The US Supreme Court has told the fruity cargo cult Apple to go away and backed Samsung in the legendary trademark battle over the rounded rectangle smartphone.
No recall just denies it is happening
Apple’s iPhone 6 has started catching fire in the Far East, but rather than arranging a recall, like its rival Samsung, Jobs’ Mob is denying that it is happening.
Serious latency problems
One of the world’s most popular chipsets for gigabit broadband modems, Intel's Puma 6 chipset, suffers from at latency jitter so bad it ruins online gaming and other real-time connections.
Same GPU as the 1070 and 1080
Nvidia is about to release a new card with the same GPU as the GTX 1070 and GTX 1080.
Apple fails miserably, despite cuckoo press stories
You might not be aware of it, because the Tame Apple Press is going on an offensive, but Apple is losing the wearable’s market to Fitbit.
Putting 50 pounds of mud in a five-pound bag
It seems that the Galaxy Note caught fire because it had the same problem as Dolly Parton at an award’s ceremony. If you stick 50 pounds of mud in a five-pound bag you are going to get a flaming wardrobe malfunction.