Sony set to upgrade PS4 GPU
Published in Graphics
Thursday, 26 March 2015 13:02

Sony set to upgrade PS4 GPU


Calls for more experts

The maker of the PS4, Sony appears to be wanting to update its devkits and is looking for an experienced programmer to work on GPU Profiling and Debugging tools used by PlayStation 4 developers worldwide.

Router malware injects porn into webpages
Published in Network
Thursday, 26 March 2015 12:20

Router malware injects porn into webpages


That is our excuse and we are sticking to it

If your boss gets upset with you for watching porn at work you should immediately blame his routers.

Intel could challenge Nvidia on GPUs
Published in News
Thursday, 26 March 2015 12:02

Intel could challenge Nvidia on GPUs


Set my people Phi

Intel has released details of its next -generation Xeon Phi processor and it is starting to look like Chipzilla is gunning for a chunk of Nvidia's GPU market.

Apple buys and closes open source Database outfit
Published in News


A clash of two religions

Apple has shut down an open-source database outfit called FoundationDB after quietly buying up the outfit and not mentioning it.

Surface 3 will be armless
Published in Notebooks
Thursday, 26 March 2015 11:32

Surface 3 will be armless


Surface 3 is back to Wintel

Microsoft is working on a Surface 3 and is apparently determined that it will not be stuffed up by RT.

How Apple created a climate of fear among developers
Published in News


Retraction always follows criticism

A top development blog has revealed that there is a climate of fear among the developer community about criticising the fruity cargo cult Apple's slumping software standards.

Wackpedia finally purges Indian conman
Published in News
Thursday, 26 March 2015 10:31

Wackpedia finally purges Indian conman


Perfect Admin drove readers to worthless degree site

Wikipedia, whose admins are famous for making people they don't like disappear, have had to cull one of their own number.

Android apps being used for blackmail
Published in News
Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:55

Android apps being used for blackmail


Extortion – there is an app for that

Cybercriminals in South Korea and Japan are using Android apps that can steal private data and record conversations for sex extortion.

AMD sneaks out 64-bit ARM server details
Published in Processors
Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:11

AMD sneaks out 64-bit ARM server details


For shareholder's eyes only

Buried in AMD's shareholders' report, there was a some suprising detail about the outfit's first ARM 64-bit server SoCs.

Apple staff to offer fashion advice
Published in Wearables
Wednesday, 25 March 2015 13:44

Apple staff to offer fashion advice


Because they are so damn hip

The fruity cargo cult Apple has decide that the world needs fashion advice from the spotty, tee-shirt wearing "genii" who populate its modern cathedrals to consumer shallowness.