Apple teams up with ARM to kill Intel
Published in Processors
Thursday, 02 February 2017 11:38

Apple teams up with ARM to kill Intel


Tame Apple Press gets ahead of itself

If you believe the Tame Apple Press this week, the Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is building an ARM chip which the tame Apple Press claims will kick Intel out of the market.

3G phones piling up
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 01 February 2017 13:44

3G phones piling up


Can’t shift them any more


It is starting to look like customers are giving up on 3G phones, even in India where they are cheap reliable work horses which normally get a signal.

Samsung is number one chip shifter
Published in Processors
Wednesday, 01 February 2017 12:53

Samsung is number one chip shifter


Beats Apple in "total addressable semiconductor" market


Beancounters at Gartner have added up some numbers and divided them by their shoe size and reached the conclusion that Samsung is the world leader of the "total addressable semiconductor" market.

"I am a Mac" guy defects to Huawei
Published in News
Wednesday, 01 February 2017 12:37

"I am a Mac" guy defects to Huawei


MateBook running Windows 10 far better than iOS

The smug bloke who championed the Mac computer has defected to Huawei and is peddling its MateBook instead.

Apple misses deadline to repay Ireland $13.9 billion
Published in News


EU says getting cash out of Apple is tricky 

The Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has snubbed the EU and not paid the 13 billion euros it owes to Ireland in illegal tax benefits.

Swedish clamp down on pirates
Published in News
Wednesday, 01 February 2017 11:33

Swedish clamp down on pirates


Have they no sense of their history?


One of the nations who held Northern Europe in fear of another Viking raid and a History channel drama, has decided that pirates are not such a good thing.

EU sorts out global roaming
Published in News
Wednesday, 01 February 2017 11:00

EU sorts out global roaming


New price caps announed


The European Union has sorted out a way to cap wholesale charges telecom operators pay each other when their customers use their mobile phones abroad.

Chinese chips are on their way
Published in News
Tuesday, 31 January 2017 13:15

Chinese chips are on their way


Huaxintong headed towards a server near you

It has only been a matter of time before Chinese chipmarkers start to catch up with the West and it looks like Huaxintong Semiconductor Technology will start heading to servers soon.

Fallout 4 needs a supercomputer
Published in Games
Tuesday, 31 January 2017 12:58

Fallout 4 needs a supercomputer


Bethesda about to release a new texture pack


Bethesda is about to release a High-Resolution Texture Pack to its Fallout 4 which is really going to make the game look great.

LG UltraFine 5K Display isn’t exactly MacBook Pro ready
Published in Graphics

Don’t stick it near your router

Desperate to get out of the monitor market, the fruity cargo-cult Apple blessed LG’s UltraFine 5K Display saying it was super-cool and worked perfectly with its new MacBook Pro.