Just can't assemble
The maker of flat-pack furniture which is often assembled with a hammer rather than an allen key, has come up with intelligent furniture.
Ignore the rumours
A dark satanic rumour which suggests that Nokia might have something more toxic in its results is complete pants according to the outfit.
Well a bit of it
A leak of the spec of a motherboard has provided us with a few ideas about Intel's coming Skylake chip.
Saving America from itself
Smartphone maker Ericsson said it has had a gutsful of Apple stealing its ideas and it's asking the U.S. International Trade Commission to block iPhones from sale.
You are suffering from a blue screen of death
Software giant Microsoft might be able to resolve a staff shortage in doctors and nurses with AI.
Chipmaking gear maker ASML has told the world that that its customer TSMC has exposed more than 1000 wafers on an NXE:3300B EUV system in a single day.
And Apple will still not be there
The Mobile World Congress looks like it is going to be packed to the gunnels with people trying to peddle their version of the smartwatch.
They have been without them for so long
For a while now US politics has been dominated by those who think God created the world in seven days, climate change is a fabrication, and women enjoy being raped, but IBM thinks it can fix the terminal stupidity.
Ebony and ivory
DirectX 12 looks set to bring Nvidia and AMD together, in a way that neither will be particularly happy about.