Ikea makes furniture you can talk to
Published in News
Monday, 02 March 2015 11:34

Ikea makes furniture you can talk to


Just can't assemble

The maker of flat-pack furniture which is often assembled with a hammer rather than an allen key, has come up with intelligent furniture. 

Nokia claims it is business as usual
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 02 March 2015 11:30

Nokia claims it is business as usual


Ignore the rumours

A dark satanic rumour which suggests that Nokia might have something more toxic in its results is complete pants according to the outfit. 

Motherboard leak reveals Skylake
Published in Processors
Friday, 27 February 2015 12:30

Motherboard leak reveals Skylake


Well a bit of it

A leak of the spec of a motherboard has provided us with a few ideas about Intel's coming Skylake chip.

Ericsson tries to stop US sales of iPhones
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 27 February 2015 12:11

Ericsson tries to stop US sales of iPhones


Saving America from itself

Smartphone maker Ericsson said it has had a gutsful of Apple stealing its ideas and it's asking the U.S. International Trade Commission to block iPhones from sale. 

Microsoft might replace your doctor
Published in News
Friday, 27 February 2015 12:08

Microsoft might replace your doctor


You are suffering from a blue screen of death

Software giant Microsoft might be able to resolve a staff shortage in doctors and nurses with AI. 

TSMC pulls off EUV on 1000 wafers
Published in Processors
Friday, 27 February 2015 12:00

TSMC pulls off EUV on 1000 wafers


Exposes itself

Chipmaking gear maker ASML has told the world that that its customer TSMC has exposed more than 1000 wafers on an NXE:3300B EUV system in a single day. 

Mobile World Congress will be all about watches
Published in Wearables


And Apple will still not be there

The Mobile World Congress looks like it is going to be packed to the gunnels with people trying to peddle their version of the smartwatch. 

IBM tries to sell brains to US politicians
Published in News
Thursday, 26 February 2015 12:02

IBM tries to sell brains to US politicians


They have been without them for so long

For a while now US politics has been dominated by those who think God created the world in seven days, climate change is a fabrication, and women enjoy being raped, but IBM thinks it can fix the terminal stupidity.

AMD and Nvidia will work together in perfect harmony
Published in Graphics


Ebony and ivory

DirectX 12 looks set to bring Nvidia and AMD together, in a way that neither will be particularly happy about.

Apple steals Samsung staff now
Published in News
Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:10

Apple steals Samsung staff now


Its geniuses are failing

In another sign that the fruity cargo cult Apple is running out of ideas, it has been attempting steal staff from its rival Samsung.