Alexa take me to the pub
Online book-seller Amazon is working on self-driving cars.
Trump fangirl CEO claims it is just political
Oracle, whose CEO Safra Catz was a key member of Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump’s political campaign, is being investigated for paying people more money if they are white.
Outsells by nearly double
Numbers being crunched by several teams of accountants have worked out that there are nearly double the numbers of PS4s as there are Xbox Ones
An unholy trinity
Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has decided that the reason that people are not buying its tablets is because they don’t have enough over-priced versions available.
Still as expensive as the iOS version
The former maker of playing cards and consoles with a urine branding theme, Nintendo, has told the Android world that they will get a version of Super Mario Run in March.
It is between 13 and 11nm dummies
A while ago the dark satanic rumour mill suggested that Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company was planning to release a sexed-up version of its 16nm manufacturing technology dubbed "12nm".
But there is already an AI in air-conditioning Toto
LG has jacked some AI under the bonnet of its ‘Whisen Dual Air Conditioner’ and says its cunning plan is to apply AI to its other household appliances.
Microsoft partners seem to be leaking the date
It is looking fairly certain that Windows 10’s second major update will be released in April.
You can't really call it a super-super computer
China plans to develop a prototype exascale computer by the end of the year, which has left the press searching for a word for what it is building.