Amazon working on self-driving car
Published in News
Friday, 20 January 2017 12:18

Amazon working on self-driving car


Alexa take me to the pub

Online book-seller Amazon is working on self-driving cars.

Oracle in trouble for paying people extra to be white
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Trump fangirl CEO claims it is just political

Oracle, whose CEO Safra Catz was a key member of Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump’s political campaign, is being investigated for paying people more money if they are white.

PS4 cleans Xbox’s clock
Published in Games
Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:25

PS4 cleans Xbox’s clock


Outsells by nearly double

Numbers being crunched by several teams of accountants have worked out that there are nearly double the numbers of PS4s as there are Xbox Ones

Apple plans three new tablets
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:22

Apple plans three new tablets


An unholy trinity


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has decided that the reason that people are not buying its tablets is because they don’t have enough over-priced versions available.

Android Super Mario Run available in March
Published in Games
Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:09

Android Super Mario Run available in March


Still as expensive as the iOS version

The former maker of playing cards and consoles with a urine branding theme, Nintendo, has told the Android world that they will get a version of Super Mario Run in March.

TSMC confirms the existence of 12nm
Published in Processors
Thursday, 19 January 2017 11:51

TSMC confirms the existence of 12nm


It is between 13 and 11nm dummies

A while ago the dark satanic rumour mill suggested that Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company was planning to release a sexed-up version of its 16nm manufacturing technology dubbed "12nm".

LG puts AI into Airconditioning
Published in News
Thursday, 19 January 2017 11:31

LG puts AI into Airconditioning


But there is already an AI in air-conditioning Toto

LG has jacked some AI under the bonnet of its ‘Whisen Dual Air Conditioner’ and says its cunning plan is to apply AI to its other household appliances.

Windows 10 Redstone 2 out in April
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Wednesday, 18 January 2017 12:40

Windows 10 Redstone 2 out in April


Microsoft partners seem to be leaking the date


It is looking fairly certain that Windows 10’s second major update will be released in April.

China's planned Exascale computer stretches the English language
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You can't really call it a super-super computer


China plans to develop a prototype exascale computer by the end of the year, which has left the press searching for a word for what it is building.

Microsoft makes Windows 10 privacy changes
Published in News
Wednesday, 18 January 2017 11:21

Microsoft makes Windows 10 privacy changes


Changes please the regulators but not everyone

While regulators are happy with Windows 10’s privacy changes, users might be miffed that Vole has not given a complete opt-out feature.