Augmented reality not going as well as hoped
While augmented reality outfit Magic leap has managed to keep its product mostly hyped and secretive, it appears that a critical report has leaked out forcing the company to go into damage limitation mode.
Can't get them to go in time for Christmas
The Tame Apple Press is shocked that Apple can’t get its overpriced cordless Airpad headphones into the shops in time for Christmas.
Clarkson is now most pirated Mercedes driver in history
The Amazon reboot of the BBC's hit show Top Gear has been a huge hit and won the bookseller millions of views and attracted the attention of pirates.
Samsung seems likely to spin off its foundry business as part of a restructuring programme.
Drivers operating at speed
The company famous for making “independently-minded” drivers has just got its licence to put its tech behind the wheel of a fast-moving car.
Homosexuals do not play football
The Parliament of Tsar Putin has called for the EA’s Fifa 17 game banned claiming that it is spreading 'gay propaganda' that some players are not heterosexual.
China is hoping to take advantage of Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump's election and boost its tech output on foreign expertise.
So remove any air from your environment
The Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple is blaming the air for a fault which causes the iPhone 6 to shut down.
Better safe than sorry
HP has decided to shut down aging FTP and Telnet protocols on some of its elderly printers.