Apple might invest several billion in Toshiba
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iPad maker might go for another pile old Tosh


The fruity cargo cult Apple is thinking of dropping a billion or two for the troubled Toshiba semiconductor unit.

Smartwatches are rubbish says smartwatch maker
Published in Mobiles


Huawei trashes its own product

Huawei Deputy Chairman and rotating CEO Eric Xu Zhijun surprised the world by trashing smartwatches even though his outfit makes them.

Project Scorpio could have been out last year
Published in Games


Same time as the Playstation 4 Pro

Microsoft’s Project Scorpio could have arrived at the same time as the PS4 Pro according to Xbox boss Phil Spencer

Apple faces problems with iPhone 8 edge-to-edge display
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Can’t get it to go

The fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple is set to dump one of the few things that were moderately interesting in the coming iPhone 8.

Apple’s iCloud bought down “Love Guv”
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Thursday, 13 April 2017 11:16

Apple’s iCloud bought down “Love Guv”


 Affair was found out using default settings

The governor of Alabama, who resigned this week was bought down partly because of his faith in Apple’s iCloud.

More than 80 Canonical workers replaced by GNOMES
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Shuttleworth takes axe to company


More than 80 Canonical workers are facing the axe as founder Mark Shuttleworth has taken back the role of chief executive officer at the open saucy outfit.

Worldwide PC shipments fall below 63 million units
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Looks like limbo bar can go lower

Beancounters at Gartner Group have said that worldwide PC shipments totaled 62.2 million units in the first quarter of 2017, a 2.4 percent decline from the first quarter of 2016. The first quarter of 2017 was the first time since 2007 that the PC market experienced shipments below 63 million units in a quarter.

Blackberry wins arbitration case against Qualcomm
Published in Mobiles


Claims it was overcharged.

BlackBerry shares surged 18 per cent after the troubled phone maker won a $815 million award from Qualcomm.

Apple turns to medicine
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Thursday, 13 April 2017 10:31

Apple turns to medicine


What could possibly go wrong?

Now that Apple’s iPhone cash cow is looking decidedly unwell, it appears that the Fruity Cargo Cult thinks that it can reinvent itself as a medical instrument maker.

Nvidia claims it can beat Google’s tensor processing unit
Published in Graphics


It compared it against the wrong Nvidia card


Google’s internal benchmarks of its own TPU, or tensor processing unit, indicated that its purpose built AI board cleaned Nvidia’s clock when it came to number crunching and power consumption.