So much for game changing
Notebooks, which had been written off by the Tame Apple Press after Steve Jobs showed off his tablets, are now back.
Nothing to do with the iPhone 7
Apple’s number one partner Foxconn saw its profits take a dive in December coincidently at the same time as Jobs' Mob is rumoured to have slashed production on its iPhone 7 because no one wants it.
Gangrene sets in
Software king of the world, Microsoft has decided that it is time to retire its blue screen of death – at least for some users.
It is going be a game-changer
The super-cool and innovative tech power house Apple is rumoured to have come up with some game-changing glasses which superimpose information and pictures onto reality.
Apparently the most popular music in the world is made by a male duck
Beancounters working for Nielsen have added up some numbers and divided by their shoe size and reached the conclusion that most Americans get their music streamed to them.
$3.66 billion in fourth quarter
Asus did much better than anyone predicted in the fourth quarter and banked $3.66 billion thanks mostly to its successful ZenFone.
While the Tame Apple Press is still trying to spin Jobs’ Mob as the most innovative in the world, the crown belongs to the outfit that Steve Jobs mocked – IBM.
World swept into Iran’s battle with the Bazongas
Iran has a big problem with female breasts and one day decided that people on the internet should not be allowed to view them.
IoT if you want it or not
LG says that all its products will ship with Wi-Fi connectivity from this year.