Notebooks set to return as tablets die
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Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:24

Notebooks set to return as tablets die


So much for game changing

Notebooks, which had been written off by the Tame Apple Press after Steve Jobs showed off his tablets, are now back.

Foxconn profits took a dive in December
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Wednesday, 11 January 2017 11:43

Foxconn profits took a dive in December


Nothing to do with the iPhone 7

Apple’s number one partner Foxconn saw its profits take a dive in December coincidently at the same time as Jobs' Mob is rumoured to have slashed production on its iPhone 7 because no one wants it.

Blue Screen of death turns green
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Wednesday, 11 January 2017 11:28

Blue Screen of death turns green


Gangrene sets in


Software king of the world, Microsoft has decided that it is time to retire its blue screen of death – at least for some users.

Apple to invent AR glasses
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Wednesday, 11 January 2017 11:19

Apple to invent AR glasses


It is going be a game-changer

The super-cool and innovative tech power house Apple is rumoured to have come up with some game-changing glasses which superimpose information and pictures onto reality.

Most Americans listen to streaming music
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Tuesday, 10 January 2017 13:03

Most Americans listen to streaming music


Apparently the most popular music in the world is made by a male duck


Beancounters working for Nielsen have added up some numbers and divided by their shoe size and reached the conclusion that most Americans get their music streamed to them.

Asus does better than expected
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Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:59

Asus does better than expected


$3.66 billion in fourth quarter


Asus did much better than anyone predicted in the fourth quarter and banked $3.66 billion thanks mostly to its successful ZenFone.

IBM is the most innovative company
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Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:55

IBM is the most innovative company


Sorry Steve 

While the Tame Apple Press is still trying to spin Jobs’ Mob as the most innovative in the world, the crown belongs to the outfit that Steve Jobs mocked – IBM.

Iran’s fear of breasts broke the internet in Hong Kong
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World swept into Iran’s battle with the Bazongas

Iran has a big problem with female breasts and one day decided that people on the internet should not be allowed to view them.

LG to put Wi-Fi in all its products
Published in Wearables
Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:45

LG to put Wi-Fi in all its products


IoT if you want it or not

LG says that all its products will ship with Wi-Fi connectivity from this year.

Apple builds another data centre
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Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:42

Apple builds another data centre


But is it another customs dodge?


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple appears to have another wizard scheme to avoid paying customs duties while getting the government’s thumbs up.