iPhone 7 hisses at owners
Published in News
Monday, 19 September 2016 10:50

iPhone 7 hisses at owners


We hate you all

Apple hates its customers so much the iPhone 7 hisses at them, particularly if they insist on making it actually do something hard.

Swedish courts back Assange arrest warrant again
Published in News


Assange loses for the eighth time

Another of Wikileak’s Julian Assange desperate attempts to turn around his Swedish arrest warrant has failed.

AMD says Zen will rule PC and servers
Published in Processors
Friday, 16 September 2016 14:00

AMD says Zen will rule PC and servers


Everyone needs a dream

AMD Chief Technology Officer Mark Papermaster has told the world that AMD will become the top manufacturer when it comes to PCs and servers.

Iphone 7 is harder to bend
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 16 September 2016 12:47

Iphone 7 is harder to bend


Have to work out a better way of destroying it

The world is full of those who within seconds of buying an iPhone want to destroy it – which is probably fair enough.

GloFo confirms it will skip 10nm
Published in Processors
Friday, 16 September 2016 12:35

GloFo confirms it will skip 10nm


Go directly to 7nm do not past 10nm or collect $200

Globalfoundries has announced it is ignoring 10nm and will go directly to the 7nm FinFET chip production by early 2018.

iPhone 7 fails to wow China
Published in News
Friday, 16 September 2016 12:16

iPhone 7 fails to wow China


We thought this might be the case

It  look like Apple marketing might convince Americans to renew their phone but even the Tame Apple Press admits that Jobs’ Mob is not having much luck convincing the Chinese.

Smartwatches fail to catch on
Published in Wearables
Friday, 16 September 2016 12:11

Smartwatches fail to catch on


Now is not the hour

While the fruity tax-dodger Apple does its best to convince the world that its Smartwatch 2 is any different from the expensive chocolate teapot which was the earlier model, it appears that other more “cutting edge” manufacturers are giving up on the tech.

iOS “feature” helps kids distribute pony porn
Published in Mobiles


Think of the children

Upgrading your iPhone might cause a few problems for parents who don’t like their children seeing online porn.

UK planning to rebuild a cyber-version of Hadrian’s Wall
Published in News


Which will probably work just as well

The UK government is seriously considering building a national firewall similar to China.

Samsung 7 recall failing
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:27

Samsung 7 recall failing


Users don’t want to let them go

Despite all the horror stories in the Tame Apple Press, and the fact the product is having a recall, Samsung Note 7 owners are not handing over their machines.