New Apple Watch will be buried in iPhone 7 release
Published in Wearables


Nothing to see here,  move on please

A Chinese analyst claims that Apple will release the “new and improved” iWatch when all the coverage is going to be focused on the iPhone 7.

Apple’s TV programming hits new low
Published in News
Wednesday, 10 August 2016 10:35

Apple’s TV programming hits new low


Front people named as secret minutes revealed

The fruity cargo cult, Apple’s mission to lower the standards of the world hit a new “high” today after it announced which celebs were going to host their new self-reverential app developer “reality” show. Gwyneth Paltrow, will.i.am have been named as the celebrities which will add weight to “Planet of the Apps.” It seems such a strange decision that we asked one of our Apple deep throats to find us the minutes of the meeting where it was made. We provide it verbatim:

MediaTek MT8176 ends up in the ZenPad
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 09 August 2016 14:41

MediaTek MT8176 ends up in the ZenPad


Giving it a 2K display

MediaTek says its new MT8176 system-on-chip was selected to power the recently released ASUS ZenPad 3S 10.

Online gamer kids are brainy kids
Published in Games
Tuesday, 09 August 2016 13:29

Online gamer kids are brainy kids


They do better in maths, reading and science

New research has shown that kids who play computer games online every day perform better academically in science, maths and reading tests.

London’s coppers stuck in Windows XP time warp
Published in News


27,000 PCs still run the ancient software

More than 27,000 PCs in use by London’s Metropolitan Police are running Windows XP despite an IT modernisation programme and fears that it makes them vulnerable to hackers.

Troubled VMware too buggy to live
Published in News
Tuesday, 09 August 2016 12:36

Troubled VMware too buggy to live


New NSX needs to be uninstalled

VMware, which has not been having a good time as the virtualisation market slows, has told users that its latest version of NSX is so buggy it needs to be rolled back.

"Arrogant" Apple falls foul of Tsar Putin
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 09 August 2016 12:16

"Arrogant" Apple falls foul of Tsar Putin


Price fixing allegations

Fruity cargo cult Apple's arrogant attitude to its business partners might have earned it a price fixing court case in Tsar Putin's Russia.

MSI expects to see GPU boost
Published in Motherboards
Tuesday, 09 August 2016 11:51

MSI expects to see GPU boost


Four milllion this year

MSI is laughing all the way to the bank because of rising game notebook sales.

TSMC readies MediaTek's 10nm SoC
Published in Processors
Tuesday, 09 August 2016 11:33

TSMC readies MediaTek's 10nm SoC


Helio, is it me you are looking for?

TSMC is gearing up to build MediaTek's new Helio X30 SoC using the 10nm process and it looks like everything will be set for volume production in the first quarter of 2017.

Qualcomm chips have four major holes
Published in Processors
Monday, 08 August 2016 17:04

Qualcomm chips have four major holes


Like four donuts

Some Qualcomm chips have four serious holes which allow potential attackers to "trigger privilege escalations for the purpose of gaining root access to a device."