Iphone 7 is harder to bend
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 16 September 2016 12:47

Iphone 7 is harder to bend


Have to work out a better way of destroying it

The world is full of those who within seconds of buying an iPhone want to destroy it – which is probably fair enough.

GloFo confirms it will skip 10nm
Published in Processors
Friday, 16 September 2016 12:35

GloFo confirms it will skip 10nm


Go directly to 7nm do not past 10nm or collect $200

Globalfoundries has announced it is ignoring 10nm and will go directly to the 7nm FinFET chip production by early 2018.

iPhone 7 fails to wow China
Published in News
Friday, 16 September 2016 12:16

iPhone 7 fails to wow China


We thought this might be the case

It  look like Apple marketing might convince Americans to renew their phone but even the Tame Apple Press admits that Jobs’ Mob is not having much luck convincing the Chinese.

Smartwatches fail to catch on
Published in Wearables
Friday, 16 September 2016 12:11

Smartwatches fail to catch on


Now is not the hour

While the fruity tax-dodger Apple does its best to convince the world that its Smartwatch 2 is any different from the expensive chocolate teapot which was the earlier model, it appears that other more “cutting edge” manufacturers are giving up on the tech.

iOS “feature” helps kids distribute pony porn
Published in Mobiles


Think of the children

Upgrading your iPhone might cause a few problems for parents who don’t like their children seeing online porn.

UK planning to rebuild a cyber-version of Hadrian’s Wall
Published in News


Which will probably work just as well

The UK government is seriously considering building a national firewall similar to China.

Samsung 7 recall failing
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 15 September 2016 14:27

Samsung 7 recall failing


Users don’t want to let them go

Despite all the horror stories in the Tame Apple Press, and the fact the product is having a recall, Samsung Note 7 owners are not handing over their machines.

Uber experimental autonomous taxis pick up real people
Published in News


If you are loyal enough

Uber has started picking up passengers in its experimental autonomous vehicles in Pittsburgh.

iPhone 7 spinning working
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 15 September 2016 12:45

iPhone 7 spinning working


But no one is talking about numbers

The fruity tax dodger Apple is seeing its share price soar on the back of industry spin about the iPhone 7’s success, but there are actually no signs that the shiny toy is doing as well as the Tame Apple Press would have you believe.

Extreme Networks buys Zebra’s wireless LAN business for $55 million
Published in News


Wants to become a WLAN enterprise campus powerhouse

Extreme Networks has written a $55 million cheque to Zebra Technologies for its wireless LAN (WLAN) business in its bid to become an "enterprise campus powerhouse".