Apple prepares to enter Saudi Arabia
Published in News
Thursday, 28 December 2017 13:04

Apple prepares to enter Saudi Arabia


Fundamentalist religious cult with too much money enters Saudi Arabia

Apple is in licensing discussions with Riyadh on investing in Saudi Arabia and turning the region into a Mecca for Apple goods.

Google's talking AI sounds human
Published in News
Thursday, 28 December 2017 12:15

Google's talking AI sounds human


Robots of the future will sound like us

The concept of a robot which sounds artificial is enshrined in science fiction, but the reality will probably be robots who sound more like humans.

Vietnam deploys cyberwarriors
Published in News
Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:56

Vietnam deploys cyberwarriors


Declaring war on wrongful views

Vietnam is deploying a 10,000 strong military cyber warfare unit to combat what the government sees as a growing threat of "wrongful views" proliferating on the internet.

HTC might be winding down its smartphone business
Published in Mobiles


Slashing phone numbers

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that HTC is slowly pulling out of the smartphone business.

Samsung Galaxy Note 8 has battery problem
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:01

Samsung Galaxy Note 8 has battery problem


Tame Apple Press claims it is just copying Apple again

While the iPhone has been suffering from battery problems, thanks mostly to Jobs' Mob's throttling of users for their own good, the Tame Apple Press has been focusing on the rival Samsung Galaxy Note 8, which appears to have problems of its own.

HBM2  becoming more popular
Published in Memory
Thursday, 28 December 2017 10:47

HBM2 becoming more popular


Thanks to Nvidia and AMD

Beancounters at Digitimes Research have added up some numbers and divided them by their shoe size and worked out that HBM2 (second-generation high bandwidth memory) have been becoming more popular.

Geeks hiring hookers from work
Published in News
Wednesday, 27 December 2017 11:37

Geeks hiring hookers from work

Seattle brothels going bonkers for Microsoft and Amazon employees

A scandal has erupted in Seattle after it was discovered that the region's top geeks were booking hookers while at work.

TSMC gears up to take Qualcomm business from Samsung next year
Published in Processors


Samsung can’t churn out 7nm chips in 2018

TSMC will nick some of Qualcomm modem chip and core processor orders from its biggest rival Samsung Electronics next year.

PoE Texas launches the POE-USBC-Kit
Published in News
Wednesday, 27 December 2017 11:01

PoE Texas launches the POE-USBC-Kit


USB-C with PD and Power Over Ethernet

As many manufacturers including Apple, Google, and Samsung standardise on USB Type-C (USB-C) with the new Power Delivery (PD) protocol, CoolGear and PoE Texas have joined forces to combine USB-C with PD and Power Over Ethernet.

Apple faces more bad news on IPhoneX
Published in News
Wednesday, 27 December 2017 10:50

Apple faces more bad news on IPhoneX


Predictions get gloomier

Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple will be hitting the Christmas spirits over the holidays as it looks like the company's cunning plan of keeping its iPhone cash cow alive by making users pay more has failed.