AMD grows market share
Published in Graphics
Monday, 12 September 2016 12:59

AMD grows market share


Figures from Mercury and JPR

AMD has been on the blower to point out that figures from Mercury and Jon Peddie Research show that it has been growing market share for the fourth consecutive quarter.

LG snubs EU with V20
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 12 September 2016 12:55

LG snubs EU with V20


Europeans don’t want big screens, which is news to us

LG has decided that Europeans don’t want big screen phones and are not issuing the V20 in that region.

HP buys Samsung's printer business
Published in News
Monday, 12 September 2016 12:38

HP buys Samsung's printer business


Prints off a $1.05 billion dollar cheque

The maker of expensive printer ink, HP, has written a $1.05 billion cheque for Samsung's printer business.

Apple headphone jack move props up Beats
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 12 September 2016 12:06

Apple headphone jack move props up Beats


No advantage to customers at all – it is all about the money

Fruity tax dodger Apple’s moves to replace the headphone jack on the iPhone 7 were nothing about users and everything about its Beats racket.

Samsung tells Galaxy Note7 users to turn off their phones
Published in News


Replacements coming

Samsung has told Galaxy Note7 users to turn off their phones and go back to their old ones until the replacements show up.

Seagate NAS infected with mining software
Published in News
Monday, 12 September 2016 11:50

Seagate NAS infected with mining software


Making cash on the back of your network

Owners of a Seagate NAS might like to check to see if it is not infected with Mal/Miner-C, also known as PhotoMiner, which is infecting the devices and using them to mine for the Monero cryptocurrency.

Apple gives up on self-driving cars
Published in News
Monday, 12 September 2016 10:57

Apple gives up on self-driving cars


Too innovative

The fruity tax dodger Apple has pulled out of the race to build self-driving cars because the industry was not doing what it was told.

Tame Apple Press made up a Samsung phone flight ban story
Published in News


Just helping you out Tim

While many people refuse to believe me when I complain about the Tame Apple Press which publishes stories as free PR for the fruity cargo cult, they might want to look at the news this week.

VR movie wins an Emmy
Published in News
Friday, 09 September 2016 13:25

VR movie wins an Emmy


Porcupine has spike in popularity

VR headset maker Oculus has won its first Emmy Award for a movie about a porcupine who is too prickly.

Samsung goes for ATL batteries
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 09 September 2016 13:22

Samsung goes for ATL batteries


Snubs its own flaming subsidiary

Samsung has indicated it will from now on use all batteries for its device from China's ATL after its own SDI subsidiary embarrassed it.