What a surprise

The software genii at Apple, who struggled to write software which could tell the time, have produced another howler.

Converting them to the proper technology

The Tame Apple Press is furious after discovering that that software king of the world Microsoft has taken the missionary position on converting Apple fanboys to proper technology.

 
Trademarks it

The inventor of the rounded rectangle, Apple claims to have invented the Slofie.

Mutton dressed as lamb

While the Tame Apple Press waxes lyrical with effusive praise about Apple's "new" iWatch, a few cynics have voided their warranty to discover that the device is just the old watch repackaged.

Standard finalised

The Wi-Fi Alliance has finalised its Wi-Fi Certified 6 programme, aka. 802.11ax.

The structure of the universe has changed

After years of wetting its pants with excitement every time a new iPhone comes out, the New York Times is telling its readers it is pointless to upgrade to the new iPhone.

We pay enough tax thanks

Apple fights the world's most significant tax case this week in a desperate bid to avoid paying tax in the EU and show its regulators who are boss.

100+ games for $4.99 a month

Apple has finally revealed details regarding its Apple Arcade game subscription service which will launch on September 19th, offering 100+ games for $4.99 a month.

Costs $4.99 and comes with some exclusives

At its event last night, Apple has revealed more information about its upcoming Apple TV+ streaming service which will premier on November 1st with some impressive exclusives.

 
Bigger screen, same A10 Fusion SoC, same price

In addition to the new "affordable" iPhone 11, and the new iPhone 11 Pro lineup, Apple also unveiled a new entry-level iPad at its event last night.