Twitter's financial troubles deepen
If only it could find a competent financial expert who was not a business genius
Social notworkingatall site Twitter is finding it harder to pay the bills since business genius and supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk took over.
Musk wants Twitter to become a payment platform
Dusts off Dog coin hype
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk wants to turn Twitter into payment platform to compete with the likes of PayPal, Venmo, and Apple Pay.
Musk "might not be" the best person to run Twitter claims founder
No, really?
Elon [look at me] Musk is not the right person to be the supreme twit at the social networking company Twitter, according to its co-founder.
King Charles sues Musk for unpaid rent
Put his head on a spike
King Charles III’s property outfit, Crown Estate is suing supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk for refusing to pay the rent on his swanky London office.
Musk kills Twitter Apps
Borked all of them today
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has ordered that all third-party clients on Twitter shall be exterminated.
Twitter flogs office furniture in garage sale as profits plummet
Musk’s business genius in action
Social notworking site Twitter, which has been skilfully reconstructed by its supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk in his own image, has lost 40 per cent of its revenue in a year.
Twitter workers denied court case
Musk has Pyrrhic victory over sacked workers
A US judge has ruled that workers sacked by Elon [look at me] Musk have no legal right to sue in a real court and must go to private arbitration instead.
Musk's Twitter borks third party apps
Conspiracy or just a lack of staff?
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s plan to run Twitter with no staff appears to be coming unstuck as the site’s app appears borked, and there is no one around to fix it.
Musk tries to move long running trial to Texas
Thinks the people of San Francisco might hate him
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has asked a federal judge in a long running case against him to move a trial from San Francisco to Texas because he thinks the local media has made people hate him.
Twitter will allow more political adverts
So stick around things could get worse
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has taken time from his busy schedule of firing staff, avoiding the landlord, and saving money by making employees bring their own bog roll to work, by allowing political parties to flood the social notworking site with adverts.