China’s moon plans making the NASA look a bit silly
Published in News


Space travel is really for socialism

"China has formally approved three missions targeting the south pole of the moon, with the first to launch around 2024. each with different goals and an array of spacecraft.

China has glorious five year robotics plan
Published in News
Friday, 31 December 2021 11:48

China has glorious five year robotics plan


Pushed forward due to US hate

China will work to become a leading global player in robotics by 2025 under a glorious five-year plan to build a high-tech manufacturing sector resilient to American sanctions.

AMD’s Xilinx deal delayed due to China
Published in News
Friday, 31 December 2021 11:37

AMD’s Xilinx deal delayed due to China

Acceptable in the rest of the world

AMD's $35 billion acquisition of Xilinx is now expected to close in the first quarter of 2022, which is a few months after AMD and Xilinx's originally proposed closing of the deal before the end of 2021.

Apple realises that Foxconn’s treatment of women is bad PR
Published in News


Puts company on probation 

Fruity cargo cult Apple has realised that Foxconn’s poor treatment of women workers in its Indian plant is doing the same sort of PR damage it saw when there were similar problems in China.

China to build great wall of data centres
Published in Cloud
Wednesday, 29 December 2021 11:37

China to build great wall of data centres


Data centre clusters so big you can see them from space

China has approved plans to build four mega clusters of data centres in the country's north and west with the aim of supporting the data needs of Beijing and major coastal centres.

Musk hacks off Chinese
Published in Transportation
Tuesday, 28 December 2021 12:01

Musk hacks off Chinese


Satellites nearly take out space station

Chinese citizens have declared Elon Musk public enema number one after his Starlink programme satellites nearly hit the country’s space station.

China turns to AI robocops
Published in AI
Tuesday, 28 December 2021 11:41

China turns to AI robocops


What could go wrong


Chinese boffins have created an AI that can reportedly identify crimes and file charges against criminals.

Intel says sorry to China
Published in News
Thursday, 23 December 2021 11:19

Intel says sorry to China


In the Pooh after telling suppliers not to source from Xinjiang was a bad idea

Intel apologised to Chinese customers, partners and the public after a letter telling its suppliers not to source products or labour from the western region of Xinjiang caused a backlash.

Apple gave China billions to “look the other way”
Published in Mobiles


Cost $275 billion to protect the iPhone

Fruity cargo cult Apple protected its iPhone sales by giving the Chinese government billions to bolster China's economy and technological prowess through investments, business deals, and worker training.

US puts Chinese quantum companies on blacklist
Published in News
Thursday, 25 November 2021 12:52

US puts Chinese quantum companies on blacklist


Only the US can have this tech

The US has placed a dozen Chinese groups involved in quantum computing and other advanced technologies on an export blacklist, saying they pose a risk of gaining access to critical American technologies for the People's Liberation Army rather than the US Army getting them.