There are moments when the word nightmare feels too tame to describe the horror that Microsoft is about to unleash on the world.

If you have a dream about Bill Gates as a 4.6m projection, talking to you about the wonders of the world of computers, you are probably a suitable case for counseling.

However, more than 400 delegates were exposed to the horrors of this vision at the World Congress One Information Technology 2008 in Kuala Lumpur.  The images was shot in high definition and then projected onto plastic foil. Apparently it was so realistic that the crowd waved their Microsoft licenses and asked for their money back.  Actually, we made that up, they apparently applauded.

The image was filmed in Seattle two weeks ago. Looking at the image we think that it makes Bill's arse really big. But it does mean that when Steve Ballmer shows up at a gig, the eggs will just go right through him.

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