Tries to patent a dual-sim iPhone
Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has finally worked out that everyone is using dual sim smartphones and is frantically trying to claim it invented the idea.
No lunch for you Oliver Twist
While Apple has been in hot water for over working employees working with its Chinese partners, it appears that the tax-dodging cargo cult treats its US workers poorly too.
Prototypes for now
Back in October, a report circulated that Samsung and LG were seeking to win orders for the manufacture of “out-foldable” OLED panels with major smartphone manufacturers for use in upcoming devices.
And nine million bicycles in Beijing
Figures in from the Far East show that the Chinese smartphone market is hotting up.
Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump met up with Silicon Valley’s big names yesterday to repair the damage of the election campaign.
Have faith in our marketing claims
The fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has a novel way of stopping its users from finding out the truth about its bogus marketing claims about battery life – it has stripped the iOS from any method of measuring it.
BeatsX goes the Duke Nukem way
After forcing its iPhone users to dump their headphone jacks, Apple has been rubbish at supplying them with wireless phones that work.
Can't get them to go in time for Christmas
The Tame Apple Press is shocked that Apple can’t get its overpriced cordless Airpad headphones into the shops in time for Christmas.
Follower of the pack
A report said that the Samsung Galaxy S8 will feature a screen without home buttons on it.