Apple turns to medicine
Published in News


What could possibly go wrong?

Now that Apple’s iPhone cash cow is looking decidedly unwell, it appears that the Fruity Cargo Cult thinks that it can reinvent itself as a medical instrument maker.

Apple likely to shaft Dialog Semiconductor
Published in Processors

Partner purge to keep ageing cash cow on life support

Fruity cargo-cult Apple is preparing to shaft yet another of its partners in a desperate deal to keep its iPhone cash-cow mooing.

Qualcomm files counterclaims to Apple lawsuit
Published in Mobiles


Fight fire with fire   

Qualcomm’s executives were untraditionally vocal after the Apple lawsuit. Now they've came up with counterclaims and answers to back up their case against Apple. 

World famous photographer abandons his Macs
Published in Notebooks


Apple is dead to me


World-famous photographer, artist, writer and adventurer Trey Ratcliff has shocked the Tame Apple Press by saying the fruity-cargo cult was “dead to him” after treating its creative customers so badly.

Tame Apple press man retires
Published in News


Mossberg retires


The fruity cargo-cult Apple has lost one its key salesmen most favourable journalists after Walt Mossberg announced he is retiring in June.

Nvidia releases Mac drivers for the Titan Xp
Published in Graphics


But Apple has not flogged a machine that can run one


In somewhat strange news, Nvidia is saying that it is releasing macOS drivers for its Pascal architecture GPUs.

Macs are an attack magnet
Published in News


460,000 malware samples uncovered


The myth that Macs were somehow more secure than other operating systems too another battering today in the latest Threat Report by McAfee Labs.

Apple’s desktop announcement loses more users
Published in News


Even the Tame Apple Press is wading in

The fruity cargo-cult Apple really has dropped the ball on its PC hardware line with even its loyal Apple Press saying the outfit is in trouble.

Xiaomi is not following Apple’s business model any more
Published in Mobiles


We want to be more like Costco


After years of analysts claiming that Xiaomi is the Chinese Apple, the outfit has come out and said that its business model is not a direct copy of Jobs’ Mob after all.

Apple sued for bricking phones
Published in Mobiles


Fruity cargo cult revenged itself on DIY repairs

Fruity, Tax-Dodging cargo cult Apple has been charged with bricking the phones of users who dared to have their repairs done by those who did not wear blue shirts and had been blessed as Genii by the ghost of Steve Jobs.