Apple makes agreement with Nokia
Published in Mobiles


Strong arming on the licencing again


Fruity cargo cult Apple’s policy of boosting its margins as interest in its products sink appears to have scored a result with Nokia.

Apple spending a fortune on lobbying
Published in News


Thou shalt not repair your phone

The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is pulling out all the lobbying stops to stop its users getting cheap repairs.

Apple goes for an Indian
Published in News


iPhone SE assembly line established

The Fruity cargo-cult Apple has completed its first trial run assembly of the iPhone SE in India as part of a cunning plan to get a foothold in a market which favours cheap and cheerful products.

Android is on two billion devices
Published in News


Nine out of 10 smartphones


While the fruity cargo-cult Apple and its minions in the Tame Apple Press want you to believe that iOS is the most successful operating system, Google Android really is the clear winner.

35 million tablets shipped in second quarter
Published in Notebooks


13.7 percent less than last year


The death of the "game changing" keyboardless netbook continues as Digitimes Research predicts that only 35 million tablets will be shipped globally during the second quarter of 2017.

Apple patents pizza box
Published in News


Will serve with fried chips


Fruity cargo-cult Apple is so desperate to get out of the failing smartphone business it appears to be thinking about making pizzas.

iPhone SE 2 backplate prototype surfaces
Published in News


Single-lens camera design similar to iPhone 7


Apple is expected to release a second-generation refresh of its popular iPhone SE, which has enjoyed robust sales in the low-end market worldwide and has now cut into the sales of higher-priced iPhone units in the US.

Apple wants fanboys to pay $1,099 for iPhone
Published in Mobiles

For the same spec as a two year old Samsung

A research note shared by a Goldman Sachs analyst has suggested that the 256GB iPhone 8 will cost consumers $1,099.

Apple invests in sleep
Published in Mobiles


Will patent it and claim to have invented it 

Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has worked out that most of its users are sleep walking to the Apple store to buy their products and thinks it might be better that they get some sort of tracking gear.

Silicon Valley losing cash by ignoring poor people
Published in News


Apple business model questioned


Silicon Valley is missing out on millions because it follows Apple’s policy of charging a fortune and ignores poor people.