Apple cuddles up to Ireland in Euro tax case
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European Union action concentrates their minds

A report said that Apple and Ireland are cooperating in an attempt to avoid a huge tax bill imposed by the European Union last year.

Apple developers and chipmakers are revolting
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Standing against the Steve Jobs's design disaster 


Apple developers are revolting against the terrible design of Steve Jobs and Jony Ive’s “ufo” headquarters.

Illinois worried about Fox-con
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It will be 25 years before there are any benefits

The “great deal” which would see Foxconn open a show factory in the US is laced with so many sweeteners it looks like it will be a quarter of century before Illinois will see any benefit.

Steve Jobs saw iPod shuffle as a “gateway drug”
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Got you hooked on the cult

Steve Jobs saw the iPod shuffle as a cheap way of getting young kids hooked on the Apple cult.

Apple shows how to spin bad news
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Falling profits, lower sales, chinese outlook bleak – press still goes mental

The fruity, tax-dodging, cargo-cult Apple managed to convince the world’s press it was doing ok despite falling iPhone sales, declines in China and a fall in profits by 14.6 percent.

Apple stuffed up the design of its space-ship
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Great for marketing – a nightmare for developers 

While the Tame Apple Press has been banging on about the wonderful the design of the new Apple $5 billion HQ , there are signs that it is not good for company developers.

HP patents reminder messages
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More HP sauce 

The maker of over-priced printer ink, HP, has just decided that it invented reminder messages and has scored itself a patent from the daft US Patent Office.

Five stupid thieves arrested in daring $590,000 iPhone heist
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That is only about a dozen phones


Five extremely stupid Romanians carried out a daring raid from a moving truck to steal $590,000 worth of iPhones.

Apple surrenders and agrees to pay Nokia
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Pays $2 billion that it owed.

It appears that all that rubbish that Apple spouted about the former rubber boot maker Nokia was completely untrue and the fruity-cargo cult has written a cheque for $2 billion dollars to provide the Finns with the money they are owed.

Apple helps Chinese spy on fanboys
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What are friends for?

The fruity-cargo cult Apple has aligned itself with the Chinese government against its users.