Preparing for Chinese apocalypse now

Foxconn has signed a $62.5 million lease on 45 hectares of land in Vietnam and it continues to shift out of China.

China was much better

Apple's attempts to move its production from China to India got a swift kick up the bottom line after it discovered that more than half the cases made in the Indian plants were being rejected. 

Months late 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple appears to be having a cock-up in the programming department with several already announced fintec products failing to appear.

We will limit what it can do

Fruity-cargo cult Apple is so angry that the EU forced it to dump its lightning port in favour of USB-C that it is introducing a limited version of the spec in its iPhone 15.

Salcomp expands its workforce 

Fruity cargo cult Apple appears to be leaning on Finnish outfit Salcomp to make its chargers in India.

Apple considering letting through rivals

Mozilla and Google have apparently sent their teams back to work developing separate versions of their existing browser apps in the hope that Apple might lift its restrictions on side apps rather than declare a "special operation" on the EU.

Blames everyone else but itself 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has rushed to blame everyone else but its own lack of innovation and management for what are its worst results in seven years.

Half the original price -- who says these things can't keep their value?

A first generation, unopened 2007 iPhone is expected to sell for more than $50,000 when it goes to auction today.

Staff are allowed to complain about health and safety

Former Apple staffer turned health and safety whistleblower Ashley Gjøvik (pictured) said that the US National Labour Relations Board has found merit in two of her complaints against the fruity cargo cult Apple.

Apple sued for not providing good enough privacy. Users complain that the company told them it was brilliant.

The Fruity cargo cult Apple is in hot water for not providing users with the privacy it claimed.