Apple survived New Year's Eve
Published in News


But Cloudflare didn’t


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple did not see its iPhone’s break over New Year’s Eve after the world added a “leap second”.

Qualcomm cleans Apple’s clock
Published in Processors


A leaked TuTu benchmark shows Qualcomm’s superiority

A new AnTuTu benchmark for Snapdragon 835 has been leaked online ahead of Qualcomm's announcement at CES 2017.

Slides of Windows 10 running on a Snapdragon
Published in Mobiles


The way of things to come

Slides of Windows 10 running on an ARM device powered by Qualcomm's Snapdragon 835 have tipped up before they are shown at CES 2017 this week.

Apple knows its wireless airbuds fall out
Published in Mobiles


Didn’t stop them releasing them

Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple knows that its expensive wireless airbuds fall out of your ears and apparently patented a fix. Only it never used it.

Apple cuts iPhone production by 10 percent this quarter
Published in News


Device activations still top holiday charts


Apple is expected to cut back its production of iPhone devices by about 10 percent in the first financial quarter of 2017 due to slower than expected sales, according to a Nikkei daily report filed on Thursday.

Exploding Note 7 did not help Apple
Published in Mobiles


Analyst angers the Tame Apple Press


NPD analyst Stephen Baker is off the Christmas Card list of the members of the Tame Apple Press which are furious that he made a comment saying that Apple had failed to capitalise on Samsung’s exploding Note 7.

Apple fans psychologically programmed to smash their phones
Published in Mobiles


New study reveals upgrade psychosis


A new psychological study has discovered that Apple fanboys are programmed to destroy their phones the moment a new one appears on the market.

Apple formally enters the field of AI research with new paper
Published in News


Begins focus on improving synthetic training models


Earlier this month, Apple’s director of AI Research Russ Salakhutdinov announced that the company would soon begin publishing research in the field of artificial intelligence, suggesting that the company is keen on improving its relationships with academia and gaining some professional recognition in the process.

Microsoft could be the world’s first trillion dollar company
Published in News


It will not be Apple after all


Microsoft’s $26.2 billion acquisition of LinkedIn means that the software giant is on track to become the world’s first trillion dollar company.

Apple trying to change Consumer Reports’ review
Published in Notebooks


The MacBook Pro really is not a battery sucking turkey


The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is working on Consumers Reports to get it to change its mind about the review site’s battery test results for the MacBook Pro.