But only has 20 percent of sales
You might love your android phone as much as you want but the numbers seems to be working better for Apple.
Orders slowing down
Fruity cargo cult Apple is not that keen on placing orders for its 12.9-inch iPad, despite claims that "bigger is better" could save the tech.
Not enough interest
While Intel and Apple are touting the Internet of Things as the next big thing, it is starting to look like the numbers will be too small to attract the necessary economies of scale.
Watchdog starts snuffling
Not contented being caught red-handed trying to raise the cost of ebooks, the fruity cargo cult Apple is attempting to sting its rivals in the music business.
Gou has a secret plan
Foxconn founder Terry Gou might have made his fortune off the back of being Apple's pet but he apparently sees the danger of being too dependent on the fruity cargo cult.
Apple has another lemon
It is turning out exactly as we said – sales of Apple's latest cure for cancer have slumped to a shadow of their initial "glory."
Samsung appears to be slowly headed out of trouble and is to report its best profits in a year.
Job's Mob melt-down
It seems that we were right, the Tame Apple Press is preparing the world for a failure in China.
Let's make our phone look like a handgun
While a big chunk of Americans don't believe Darwin's theories, it seems that Apple fanboys are doing their best to remove themselves from the genepool.