Apple takes 92 per cent of smartphone profits
Published in Mobiles

But only has 20 percent of sales

You might love your android phone as much as you want but the numbers seems to be working better for Apple. 

Apple not too keen on big tablets any more
Published in Mobiles

Orders slowing down

Fruity cargo cult Apple is not that keen on placing orders for its 12.9-inch iPad, despite claims that "bigger is better" could save the tech.

Wearable devices could be a dead end
Published in Wearables

Not enough interest

While Intel and Apple are touting the Internet of Things as the next big thing, it is starting to look like the numbers will be too small to attract the necessary economies of scale. 

Apple up to its anti-trust antics again
Published in News

Watchdog starts snuffling

Not contented being caught red-handed trying to raise the cost of ebooks, the fruity cargo cult Apple is attempting to sting its rivals in the music business. 

Foxconn goes into rehab for Apple addiction
Published in News

Gou has a secret plan 

Foxconn founder Terry Gou might have made his fortune off the back of being Apple's pet but he apparently sees the danger of being too dependent on the fruity cargo cult.

Apple Watch sales fall by 90 per cent
Published in Wearables

Apple has another lemon

It is turning out exactly as we said – sales of Apple's latest cure for cancer have slumped to a shadow of their initial "glory."

Samsung reports best profit in a year
Published in News

Still declining

Samsung appears to be slowly headed out of trouble and is to report its best profits in a year.

Qualcomm and Apple face China syndrome
Published in News

Job's Mob melt-down 

It seems that we were right, the Tame Apple Press is preparing the world for a failure in China.

Apple fanboys discover new way to escape the genepool
Published in Mobiles

Let's make our phone look like a handgun

While a big chunk of Americans don't believe Darwin's theories, it seems that Apple fanboys are doing their best to remove themselves from the genepool.

Apple exterminates Greek users
Published in News

You can't afford us any more, see ya

While Greece is worried about having to give all their cash to the Germans, at least they will not have to worry about its citizens wasting their money on Apple's latest musical gimmick.