Tech in short supply
Hopes that Apple might sex up its iPhone 8 with OLED technology could be dashed by the fact that its suppliers can’t make enough of the technology.
They just turn themselves off
A consumer body has asked Apple to clarify why a large number of uPhone6 and iPhone 6s phones switch themselves off and can’t be switched on again.
Don’t expect a recall
Apple appears to be trying to copy Samsung by having its iPhone 7s catch fire.
Will connect to iPhones
Fruity cargo cult Apple has started to leak out information on its digital glasses project.
Jobs' Mob will suffer in any trade war
The Chinese government has threatened to ban iPhones and US cars from China if 'naive' Donald Trump starts a trade war with the glorious People’s Republic.
No one is buying them anyway
Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has not extended its “charge more for less” policy onto its iPads.
Kent hops about
The head lawyer of Google spent some time today outlining that his company isn’t motivated by greed, or by monopolistic tendencies, but instead is contributing to the welfare of all creatures great and small.
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has put the brakes on the next instalment for the iMac PC line-up because it wants to install Intel’s new Kaby Lake.
Trump’s promise to get tough with tech
The surprise election of the Donald, Prince of Orange in the US election, is alarming tech-companies which are worried that he could kill off encryption.