Apple building its own  GPU
Published in Graphics


Exclusive: 
Quietly working behind the scenes

The Fruity cargo cult Apple has been quietly working behind the scenes to create its own GPU, Fudzilla can reveal.

Microsoft faces Surface tablet delays
Published in Notebooks


Skylake’s fault

Just when Microsoft has a product that is duffing up Apple, it is suffering from supply problems caused by Intel.

Tag Heuer can’t keep up with demand
Published in Wearables


There is a market after all

Luxury watchmaker Tag Heuer has found that there was a market for an expensive smartwatch if you were not Apple.

Apple loses to Microsoft Tablets
Published in Notebooks


Karma bites

The fruity cargo cult Apple might have stolen the tablet idea from Microsoft but it seems that karma is biting back.

Apple wants a smaller iPhone
Published in Mobiles


Because being bigger has already been done

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple thinks that it will steal a march on its competitors by making its iPhone too small for Apple fanboy’s fat pudgy fingers to tap out a message.

5th generation Apple TV trialed
Published in Graphics


In the shops in first quarter

The Fruity cargo cult Apple so loved the way its Apple TV took off this year without requiring much of the way of new features, that it is planning to do the same thing again early next year.

Gartner sees smartphone market grow
Published in Mobiles


15.5 Percent up on last year

Smartphone sales soared 15.5 percent in the third quarter of 2015 compared to this time last year.

Tablet doom will harm Android
Published in Mobiles


Microsoft should be happy

Beancounters at IDC claim that the decline of tablets will harm Android but prop up the windows operating system

Man successfully sues Apple for poor genius
Published in News


Tame Apple Press fumes

A bloke has successfully sued Apple for destroying his honeymoon snaps.

Users of Apple Watch dumped it after two weeks
Published in Wearables


Waste of money

More than half of dissatisfied Apple users dump the Apple Watch within two weeks of buying it, according to a shocking survey.