Release the hounds - there shall be no leaking here

Apple CEO Tim Cook has warned employees about leaking company information and says he is cracking down on leakers.  Unfortunately his email was leaked and provided much mirth to the non-Apple press.  

Undermines competition

The fruity cargo cult Apple has been caught training repair staff how to  undermine third party companies and talk customers into buying more expensive first party repairs.

Jobs’ Mob’s war on women and transparency

The fruity cargo cult appears to have dumped its “right on” image in favour of something a little more misogynistic.  

Hubris on the watch front

It seems that the fruity cargo cult Apple does not have to innovate its watches much any more, presumably because it believes people will buy them anyway.

Faster chipset, 120Hz screens, better cameras, and more

During its California Streaming event, Apple has unveiled its next-generation iPhone 13 series flagship phones, the iPhone 13 Pro and the iPhone 13 Pro Max, with high refresh-rate displays, a better camera system, the new A15 Bionic hipset, and more.

Same design, smaller notch, better camera

Apple has officially unveiled the new iPhone 13 and iPhone 13 mini models, retaining the same design, but giving these two much-needed performance updates.

New chipsets, better cameras, and more

Apple has kicked off its California Streaming event with two new iPads, including the updated iPad 10.2 and the iPad mini.

Just before its big iPhone announcement

Red-faced Apple has had to issue an emergency patch for a security flaw days before it is about to make a new product announcement.

Because the iWatch is the same thing as a car right?

Fruity cargo cult Apple has shown it is serious about getting its much hyped, never seen self driving car project completed, by hiring the bloke who was in charge of making the iWatch a thing to take over. 

Staff not permitted to report it to the authorities

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to fire a victim who publicly complain about sexism and harassment in the company claiming that they were breaking rules on leaking private corporate information.