This time he is saving the planet with two new smartphones
The bloke who did the world a favour by sacking an increasingly unstable, megalomaniac called Steve Jobs from Apple is trying to do humanity another favour.
Beating Apple to the punch
Huawei has been teasing users with an image in its Weibo account showing its "Incredible Touch" tech.
Why does Google titter so?
Beancounters at IDC have dismissed Apple's attempts to make a slightly more affordable iPhone.
Germany has another Martin Luther moment
Apple management are waking up this morning facing an existential crisis, after discovering that Steve Jobs did not really invent the iconic "slide to unlock" feature on the iPhone.
You got what you paid for
Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally admitted that its iPhone 6 Plus cameras were broken and has started a recall campaign.
Swatch boss says it is no revolution
Swatch CEO Nick Hayek has dismissed the Apple Watch as an "interesting toy" but shows no innovation.
Pastel pink pictures of what is claimed to be the iPhone 6s has snuck onto the web.
Japanese firm breathes a sigh of relief
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Apple's coming 12.9-inch iPad will feature displays from Sharp.
Jobs' Mob denies it
Apple Music is losing customers according to a survey of 5,000 US consumers.