Woe, woe, thrice woe

Apple's problems with iOS 13 are not going away despite three updates.

A Russian man is suing

A Russian bloke is suing Apple after he claimed its iPhone made him a homosexual.

How dare it disrupt the market?

The Tame Apple Press is incandescent with rage after the software King of the World Microsoft released a dual screen phone which is far more innovative than anything their favourite company has produced for years.

Economy of scale

After months of investigation and multiple conversations with several fellow engineers, and super C level executives in multiple organizations, we learned that it costs over one billion dollars to tape out a 7nm chip.

Six bugs fixed

Fruity cargo cult Apple has just released its fourth upgrade for iOS 13 in a fortnight.

Looks like it will be paying big tariffs 

Apple was denied relief for tariffs on five Chinese-made components for the upcoming Mac Pro computer, even after the company announced it was keeping some assembly operations in the US.

All in your best interests

While fruity cargo cult Apple is banging on about user privacy, it seems to be spending rather a lot of time working out exactly where its users are at all times.

You probably were not expecting this

Fruity cargo cult Apple is warning users of a bug in iOS 13 and iPadOS involving third-party keyboards.

But no one cared

When Google started gutting the effectiveness of ad blockers on its Chrome browser, there was an outcry; but for some reason, no one cared that Apple had done the same thing for a year and a half.

Tumbleweed as few queue for iPhones

Apple’s latest iPhone 11 range hit stores in China, but only extremists bothered to queue, leaving the Tame Apple Press nothing to photograph.