ARM is turning Japanese
Published in Processors


£24 billion, I really think so


British chip designer ARM   has just agreed to be bought  by the Japanese giant SoftBank for £24 billion.

Google secretly working on AR
Published in Wearables


Not interested in VR

The dark satanic rumor mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Google has abandoned its VR projects and is secretly working on a an augmented reality-style headset.

Chinese site puts iPhone 6S and 7 next to each other
Published in Mobiles


We can’t tell them apart

The 24/7 hype wagon surrounding the iPhone 7 is starting to look a little shaky after a Chinese site got its paws on the latest model and stuck it alongside the old one.

Apple’s poor performance causes Wall Street problems
Published in News


Better off if it was not there

It seems that Wall Street is regretting all that money it pushed into the fruity cargo cult Apple as the company’s value plummets faster than the British pound.

Tame Apple Press becomes Intel friendly
Published in Mobiles


Opinion: Talking up this modem deal is absurd

If you believe the Tame Apple Press, Apple has saved Intel and now that it is supplying modems to the fruity cargo cult’s iPhone 7, it has nothing to worry about its falling PC sales.

Leak shows how lazy Apple has become
Published in Mobiles


It has lost the battle of the bulge

A leaked photograph of the upcoming iPhone 7 shows that Apple really appears to have given up pretending that its latest phone will be any different from the last one.

Falling PC sales appear to be bottoming out
Published in News


Unless you are Apple

There are signs that the falling PC market has opened its parachute and nearly hit rock bottom – unless you are Apple which is continuing to fall like a meteor.

Apple tech might accidently stop people filming US cops killing
Published in News


Side effect of the concert censorship technology

The other day we ran a yarn about how Apple was going to install technology which would make it impossible for iPhone users to film concerts.

Apple finally gives up on 16 GB iPhone  storage
Published in Mobiles


End of a marketing ploy

Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally given up on a pretty dumb marketing ploy which made its phones look a little cheaper.

Samsung beats Wall Street estimates
Published in News


It is actually selling smartphones

While its rivals, like Apple, are suffering, Samsung is doing rather well – in fact much better than the cocaine nose-jobs of Wall Street have predicted.