Apple Play-Doh scammers
Published in Mobiles

Fan boys would not notice

Three teens were arrested in Detroit area after trying to flog the owner of a MetroPCS store iPhones that were bricked. 

Kids wonder why their parents bought iPods
Published in Mobiles

We wonder why they buy iPhones

It seems that Apple's reality distortion field on products does not last very long. 

Apple furious at Steve Jobs flick
Published in News

Religious fury

Apple is furious that a documentary of Steve Jobs shows his face and fails to give him the respect which should be accorded to a god. 

Apple plans to make BMW i3 its car
Published in News

It is dull, ugly, pointless and German let's make it even more expensive

The Apple rumour mill was all a whirl after word leaked out that Apple is choosing BMW for its first electric smart car.

China ready to overthrow smartphone hierarchy
Published in Mobiles

Huawei closer to Samsung and Apple

The latest IDC Worldwide Quarterly Mobile Phone Tracker indicates that there maybe problems ahead for Apple and Samsung. 

Analyst dubs Apple a scaredy cat
Published in Wearables

Too frightened to reveal iWatch failure

A German analyst has dismissed Apple's claims that it does not want to reveal its iWatch figures because it would give the competition an advantage.

Apple wants India to make up for China
Published in Mobiles

Looking to recruit slum dog millionaires

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is looking to replace what is predicted to become a shrinking market in China by adopting a missionary position for its cargo cult in India.

Apple inserts bug into OSX
Published in News

Allows designer malware

The software genii at Apple have redesigned their OSX software to allow malware makers to make designer micro-software that can infect Macs with rootkits.

Apple has 75 percent of smartwatch market
Published in Wearables

That is how miserable the market is

Despite the poor figures Apple Watch is the best player in the awful wearables market. 

ARM being dragged down by Apple
Published in Processors

Too close for shareholders

Investors in ARM are deeply worried about its close relationship to the fruity cargo cult Apple.