BeatsX goes the Duke Nukem way
After forcing its iPhone users to dump their headphone jacks, Apple has been rubbish at supplying them with wireless phones that work.
No advantage to customers at all – it is all about the money
Fruity tax dodger Apple’s moves to replace the headphone jack on the iPhone 7 were nothing about users and everything about its Beats racket.
Apple overlords are amateurs
When Fruity Cargo Cult Apple bought Beats headphones it was not clear how much of a marriage in hell the arrangement was. While Apple was famous for its obscenely high profit margins it was a bunch of amateurs in comparison to Dr Dre.
Because it is too caring and sharing
Apple's wheeling and dealing with the record labels is under US antitrust scrutiny as it might turn out to be a little bit illegal.
Kills brand in "drive-buy" shooting
Spotify has millions of cash customers
Apple is super cool
Overpriced headphones for an overpriced brand
Beats valued at $1 billion now?
Says Beats Audio is going nowhere