Rivals worry about Amazon support

Software King of the World Microsoft is doing rather well in the cloud wars because some of the bigger retailers are worried about handing over their cash to rival Amazon.

Shutting the door after the horse has bolted

Software King of the world Microsoft has penned a bit of software which will automatically remove botched updates.

You say potato and I say tomato

Taiwanese mega-manufacturer Foxconn has outright denied that it infringed Microsoft patents and claimed it never needed to pay a red cent.

Maverick coming soon

The dark Satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on Earth yarn which claims that Microsoft’s new Xbox will not have a disk.

Hopes people will improve it

Software king of the world, Microsoft, has open sourced its Windows calculator.

Windows Lite

Software king of the world Microsoft is writing a cut-down version of Windows for dual-screen devices and Chromebook competitors.

Connected car marriage made in….

Hitler’s favourite car company has teamed up with the people who brought you Windows Vista as part of a drive to offer connected vehicle services across the globe.

It might have got a few more laughs if he had done Ronnie Corbett instead

A fraudster has been sentenced to 28 months after impersonating Microsoft and claiming to fix victims' computers while installing malicious software.

Didn't sign on to kill people

Microsoft is having problems with some of its little Voles who do not want software they are developing to be used by the US army to kill people.

Aiming for industry not the great unwashed

Software king of the world Microsoft has decided that its new Hololens 2 AR specs are not for the great unwashed and released them with a price tag that consumers cannot afford – $3,500.